Welcome to Blairbash, class of 2028! I look forward to seeing y'all's funny quotes this year, so submit everything you got!

A bit late, but welcome to Blairbash class of 2027! As always, I look forward to all of the submissions you guys have this year of your teachers and classmates!

Welcome to Blairbash, class of 2026! It looks like school has more or less gone back to normal and I hope everyone is willing to submit some funny quotes that pop up over the year!

Hey, class of 2025! Welcome to Blairbash :) This is an unusually late welcome message—fitting for an unusual year. With the return of in-person school, I hope everyone's just as excited as I am to see what awesome quotes crop up. I can't wait to see what y'all have in store!

Welcome to Blairbash, class of 2024! This school year is going to be weird, but I'm sure plenty of interesting things will be said. Submit funny quotes, educate the freshmen, and check back regularly for a laugh in the midst of a global pandemic. Enjoy!

Hey there, class of 2023! Blairbash is now over 10 years old! That means there's a lot of quotes to get through, so you better start reading. I also hear we have some new faculty coming in—get to work filling up those tags. By the way, this site is open source, so if there's a feature you think is missing, open an issue or submit a pull request on GitHub. Anyways, keep it funny and keep it respectful. See you around!

Hey Class of 2022! Welcome to Blairbash! Wow you have three of the same digit in your graduation year! That's not gonna happen again for like 89 years, y'all'd be over 100 years old then. But anyway, show yourself around, submit some funny quotes once in a while, tell your friends about it. For our returning customers, stay funny, stay respectful. Enjoy!

Welcome to Blairbash, class of 2021! Take a look around. I'm sure you'll have a laugh. The quotes get even funnier once you meet the people who said them. I won't point at anyone specific because Mr. Pham or Mr. Rose might get upset. For the rest of y'all, keep submitting funny quotes. I'm sure y'all will have a great time!

Yo class of 2019! Welcome to Blairbash! This is like two years late, but I'm sort of offended that we did not get a welcome message, so here it is.

Hey, class of 2020! Welcome to Blairbash! This is a site where you keep your friends and teachers accountable. Just kidding. Remember to be funny, but also be respectful. For those of y'all that know about it, stay funny, stay respectful. I hear that the Pham quotes are quite, well, interesting... :). Enjoy!

Hello class of 2018! Welcome to Blairbash! For returning students, please continue to submit funny quotes from teachers and students at school, and don't forget to tell all your friends, especially freshmen, about it! Enjoy your time here!

Welcome, class of 2015! Another year of BlairBash is approaching! As always, please remember to continue to submit quotes from your teachers and classmates and tell your friends (and the incoming freshmen) about BlairBash. Have fun reading and rating all of the funny and interesting quotes on here, and have a great year!

Hello, class of 2014! We hope you and your friends enjoy reading the funny things that some of your favorite teachers (among others) have said. Spread the word about BLAIRBASH among your classmates! Please help the collection grow by recording and submitting amusing moments from your classes -- remember, all of our quotes are user-submitted.

Welcome to 2010! Blair Bash recently underwent some much-needed maintenance and is now back better than ever for the spring semester.

Welcome to Blairbash.org! Inspired by TJbash.org, CMUQDB, Stuybash.org, and qdb.mit.edu, Blairbash.org is a repository for quotes from Montgomery Blair High School students, alumni, and faculty.