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Dec. 13, 2010, 4:52 p.m.

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Freeman: If you've ever seen Warren Christopher...he looks like a dried fruit.

#2588

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Nov. 19, 2010, 10:53 p.m.

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Freeman: One's named Trig, and one's named Trip. I can't tell which is Palin's, and which one's Bristol's. I also think there's one named Tacklebox.

#2586

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Nov. 19, 2010, 10:45 p.m.

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Freeman: You get to go to Washington for the awards ceremony. Everyone else is going to fly in from like, California. You're going to get a Metro card.

#2585

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Nov. 19, 2010, 10:43 p.m.

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Freeman: Visiting dignitaries include the U.S. Secretary of Education, the person in charge of the Department of Education. Or at least until the Tea Partiers abolish it or something.

#2162

55

Sept. 20, 2010, 6:54 p.m.

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Freeman: No, not like Tranelle's. I wake up screaming in the middle of the night about Tranelle's sneezes.

#2145

22

Sept. 17, 2010, 7:45 p.m.

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Freeman: You have now just experienced what I call the Bloody Stump Speech

#2144

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Sept. 17, 2010, 7:43 p.m.

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Freeman: You live in the People's Socialist Republic of Takoma Park

#2143

66

Sept. 17, 2010, 7:41 p.m.

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Freeman: (imitating an english king) I live in civil society. I bathed last month!

#2142

11

Sept. 17, 2010, 7:40 p.m.

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Freeman: Giant reptiles perished in a fiery, meteoric Armageddon, copyright. They now reside in our gas tanks.

#2141

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Sept. 17, 2010, 7:37 p.m.

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Freeman: So Michael Phelps is out there, stealing the countryside blind (dives)