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May 12, 2022, 12:25 p.m.

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Neil: I could see myself becoming like cocaine mouse in the future.

#6089

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Nov. 4, 2016, 12:36 p.m.

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//Getting ready for the Precalc test Giles to the people standing around talking: Sit down! Get ready for the test! Neil Kundagrami: If I run out of time on this test because of you, I'm coming for your family!

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April 11, 2013, 9:19 p.m.

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//Teacher is guarding door at lunch to make sure people have to go around to the SAC. //Neil sneaks over to open door and Teacher sees him as he is sneaking away. Teacher: Hey! I'm going to refer you to your administrator! What's your name? Neil: Jay Gatsby. Teacher:I'm gonna look you up! //Teacher storms off

#4390

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Jan. 11, 2013, 6:06 p.m.

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//Discussing repoopulation, where poop is reingested to help with digestive issues Shaun: What guy said "Oh yea, let's just try eating poop"? Neil Davey: No!  It's actually ingenious.

#4187

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Sept. 6, 2012, 7:15 p.m.

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//Ms. Edwards comes into Mr. Horne's AP Lang class, and sees some of her former students Ms. Edwards: (to Neil Dalal) Wow, you have even more of a baby face now than in 9th grade!

#4129

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May 7, 2012, 9:01 p.m.

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//Rose asks Henok a question Henok: Wait...so like, 1/2. Wait, 1/4. Um...1/2! Neil Dalal: You sound like Hannah He.

#4128

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May 7, 2012, 8:58 p.m.

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//3rd period Rose, a certain portion of the room has issues with talking Rose: So Patrick, you can go stand out in the hall for three minutes, and when you come back in, take someone else out. Like Ashu. And then Ashu, take Neil out. And then we'll just keep rotating people out for the rest of class. Maybe then, that side of the class can be quiet... Hannah He: Wait. Who, us? Neil Dalal: We're so quiet!

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Dec. 8, 2011, 6:50 p.m.

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//while discussing Circle class in ADSA Alex Woo: ... and so the perimeter... Class: Circumference, not perimeter! Alex: What's the difference? Neil Dalal: [Teacher] will kill you!

#3422

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May 28, 2011, 1:45 p.m.

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Teacher: For some reason, the TI-89 never seemed to really catch on with kids. Neil Dalal: That's because they're ugly. Teacher: You're ugly.

#3413

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May 25, 2011, 2:15 p.m.

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Thomas: Last year, there were some kids in my 7th and 8th period who smelled like they were smoking pot somewhere. Neil Dalal: Oh yeah! like the tennis courts down there! Thomas: Wait, how do you know that? Neil Dalal: Well, I got offered some.