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⚐ ReportMs. Blitz: I don't know what will happen after we reach the North Pole. Shakib: We get to see Santa! Steven: Armageddon.
#473
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⚐ ReportMs. Blitz: What does a pedometer measure? Student: The steps. Ms. Blitz: What does an odometer measure? Steven: The odes.
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⚐ Report//Ms. Blitz calls up Tej Grace: Aww, Tej is in trouble. Brian: You shouldn't have stolen that candy.
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⚐ ReportMs. Blitz: Name a system. Student: Government system. Ms. Blitz: Well there's supposed to be, though Bush threw that away....