//In Physics class, being lectured about drawing graphs with curves Blitz: Remember how in elementary school, starting math, when your teacher told you that to draw a curve that you just connected the dots with a ruler? I would like to kill all the people who taught you that. All of them. Yes, I meant that.
Blitz: How did you find the snow? Evan: I woke up... and there it was!
Blitz: When we metamorphose phylite a little more, we get schist. Not shit. Schist.
Blitz: So the next mineral property we're going to study is cleavage. //pause Blitz: Um, who has heard of Dolly Parton? Or Pamela Anderson? // the conversation goes downhill from here.
//about graduation Blitz: Orchestra was playing? Oh, gosh. I didn't even realize.
Blitz: How to they build their houses in Shillong, India to prepare for the monsoons? Jamie: Well, first of all, if they actually HAD houses...
Greg: Could you explain what you mean by the question? Blitz: That's what I want you to explain.
//Julian was asleep Blitz: So what happens when the ballerina bumps into the sumo wrestler? Julian: WHAT?! Eszter: You've missed a lot.
Blitz: I entered college and -- I recommend you don't do this -- Becca: Enter college?
Blitz: "That's the definite worst. Creep. It even sounds creepy." //talking about landslides