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Sept. 1, 2012, 2:29 p.m.

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//In Physics class, being lectured about drawing graphs with curves Blitz: Remember how in elementary school, starting math, when your teacher told you that to draw a curve that you just connected the dots with a ruler? I would like to kill all the people who taught you that. All of them. Yes, I meant that.

#2775

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Jan. 12, 2011, 1:55 p.m.

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Blitz: How did you find the snow? Evan: I woke up... and there it was!

#2623

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Dec. 2, 2010, 12:05 p.m.

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Blitz: When we metamorphose phylite a little more, we get schist. Not shit. Schist.

#2512

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Nov. 10, 2010, 12:32 p.m.

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Blitz: So the next mineral property we're going to study is cleavage. //pause Blitz: Um, who has heard of Dolly Parton? Or Pamela Anderson? // the conversation goes downhill from here.

#1981

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June 7, 2010, 4:10 p.m.

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//about graduation Blitz: Orchestra was playing? Oh, gosh. I didn't even realize.

#1958

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May 27, 2010, 7:25 p.m.

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Blitz: How to they build their houses in Shillong, India to prepare for the monsoons? Jamie: Well, first of all, if they actually HAD houses...

#1949

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May 24, 2010, 3:53 p.m.

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Greg: Could you explain what you mean by the question? Blitz: That's what I want you to explain.

#1938

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May 19, 2010, 7:36 p.m.

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//Julian was asleep Blitz: So what happens when the ballerina bumps into the sumo wrestler? Julian: WHAT?! Eszter: You've missed a lot.

#1926

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May 15, 2010, 10:23 a.m.

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Blitz: I entered college and -- I recommend you don't do this -- Becca: Enter college?

#1895

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May 7, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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Blitz: "That's the definite worst. Creep. It even sounds creepy." //talking about landslides