#9737

2323

Jan. 12, 2022, 8:56 a.m.

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Gabaree: Most bills die, like baby sea turtles. Gabaree: It's true. Most baby sea turtles don't make it, they die. Gabaree: Just like bills!

#9618

2323

Dec. 14, 2021, 10:23 a.m.

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Gabaree: Let's say I'm a super rich person. Gabaree: Obviously I'm not. I'm here.

#9586

1212

Dec. 10, 2021, 10:40 a.m.

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Gabaree: Whenever a kid walks in and says, "Do we have a quiz today?", I go, "Yeah!"—'cause it's fun!

#9585

1111

Dec. 10, 2021, 10:30 a.m.

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Gabaree: So if you're into women—who are like, running corporations and stuff—

#9554

2727

Dec. 8, 2021, 11:31 a.m.

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Gabaree: I had a kid a few years ago who was very conservative, and he looked up his mom and she'd donated some money to a bunch of liberal campaigns. He spent the rest of the period seething over that.

#9550

1010

Dec. 8, 2021, 10:37 a.m.

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// talking about PACs; spongebob reference on the slide Gabaree: And how did a squirrel end up down there, anyway? // later; still talking about kids' shows Gabaree: There are some shows that have different jokes in there for the kids and the parents Gabaree: Mr. Rogers is not one of those shows

#9549

1919

Dec. 8, 2021, 10:28 a.m.

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Gabaree: Supply chain. No pens yet. Gabaree: You guys use that excuse at home yet? You should. Gabaree: Your parents will probably laugh. They'll think you're reading the paper, that you're hip to all that stuff, and then you'll go back up to your room, turn on your phone and keep social distancing.

#9547

1717

Dec. 8, 2021, 10:12 a.m.

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Gabaree: Imagine you have a cookie jar, and everyone in the family eats a couple at a time. So the cookie supply is slowly getting depleted. Gabaree: Then let's say somebody, let's say your brother, takes a bunch of cookies from the cookie jar and eats all at once. Gabaree: Now the cookies aren't gonna get made again for a while because your brother will just take them and eat them all, and your brother's ruined it for everyone. Gabaree: I should stop. I actually have some trauma over that. I must've triggered something there.

#9544

1822

Dec. 8, 2021, 8:42 a.m.

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// gibb period 1 ap nsl gibb: (in a serious voice) "this candidate is the most terrible person in the world. they are friends with satan and have posters of hitler in their bedroom. this ad paid for by: the other candidate"

#9479

2323

Dec. 2, 2021, 12:05 p.m.

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Gabaree: I need more pens but I don't have any because of the supply chain issues! Gabaree: You can just blame everything on the supply chain. Gabaree: Why were you late to school? Supply chain. Gabaree: Why'd you fail your test? Oh, you know, supply chain.