Gabaree: If you want me to stay alive long enough to grade your project, then don't use those songs. Gabaree: Now, if you're looking to knock off a couple of teachers off the board, go ahead
Mr. Gabaree: Polygamy means marrying more than one person. I don’t know why anyone would do that. One marriage is hard enough.
// playing kahoot, Gabaree changes the music to "Trance" Gabaree: as they're passing around their molly, their ecstasy...
// Watching video during NSL class Student: I want to wake up and watch baby sea turtles die.
Gabaree: Most bills die, like baby sea turtles. Gabaree: It's true. Most baby sea turtles don't make it, they die. Gabaree: Just like bills!
Gabaree: So you guys are the survivors! You all tested negative!
Sudhish: What is a soundbite? Gabaree: You know how on TV, you get a tiny part of a speech right? Think Blairbash. Out of context.
Gabaree: Let's say I'm a super rich person. Gabaree: Obviously I'm not. I'm here.
Gabaree: Whenever a kid walks in and says, "Do we have a quiz today?", I go, "Yeah!"—'cause it's fun!
Gabaree: So if you're into women—who are like, running corporations and stuff—