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#791

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Nov. 1, 2009, 10:55 p.m.

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Blitz: It isn't a cycle. It's a process. //concerning the ozone CYCLE

#481

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June 21, 2009, 12:33 a.m.

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Ms. Blitz: I don't know what will happen after we reach the North Pole. Shakib: We get to see Santa! Steven: Armageddon.

#477

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June 21, 2009, 12:32 a.m.

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Ms. Blitz: Mica is the only one with perfect cleavage... except Dolly Parton.

#473

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June 21, 2009, 12:31 a.m.

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Ms. Blitz: What does a pedometer measure? Student: The steps. Ms. Blitz: What does an odometer measure? Steven: The odes.

#459

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June 21, 2009, 12:28 a.m.

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//Ms. Blitz calls up Tej Grace: Aww, Tej is in trouble. Brian: You shouldn't have stolen that candy.

#448

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June 21, 2009, 12:24 a.m.

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Ms. Blitz: Name a system. Student: Government system. Ms. Blitz: Well there's supposed to be, though Bush threw that away....