o'clair: you know, I was at the farm a while back and I had this epiphany. o'clair: I was sitting on a bale of hay or something and I thought, hey, straw is tough. It's flexible. It's waterproof. it's environmentally friendly, too. o'clair: it's literally called 'straw'. o'clair: why are they wasting so much money on all that straw science when the answer's right in front of them?