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#8692

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Oct. 26, 2020, 2:59 p.m.

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Blake: Reading is ... so awesome. Blake -- said the English teacher.

#12836

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Jan. 16, 2024, 8:46 p.m.

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Eric Yang: why blairbash still down

#7504

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May 24, 2018, 10:05 a.m.

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Aaron: I'm not sick, I just feel really sick.

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Feb. 24, 2020, 10:23 a.m.

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//English with Conley, pd 3 //Nashan being high Kwu: What were the months called in the 1500s Nashan: Obviously January -> nuary and February -> brewery! Kwu and Nach: lmfao wtf

#8817

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Dec. 11, 2020, 11:25 a.m.

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Student 1: Mr. Street! You're not sharing your screen ... Street: Oh ... a student's gonna get blamed for this Street: It's [Student 2]'s fault Student 3 (text-based): #blame[Student 2]

#13332

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April 24, 2024, 11:49 a.m.

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Jason Yao: Yes, I am ALL the sex cells. Eric Shi: All of them? Jason: ALL of the sex cells. Jason: I am sex cell. Leo: But like unironically Jason's fingers are really fun to grab though. Leo: They're like not too thick, but they're not bony either Leo: They have the right amount of meat to them. Ziyad: Yo what the fu- Ziyad: Okay what about Eric's hand. Leo: Too wet, it's uncomfortable. Leo: Like, he's perpetually sweaty. Ziyad: OHHHH I thought you were talking about something different. Leo: ??? Jason: ??? Eric: ??? Ziyad: Y'know, like Eric and the blue angry bird. ZIyad: He sticks it in the mouth of the bird. Ziyad: Cuz like, he can choose where to put his hand. Ziyad: That's a fact, you have to accept that. Eric: ...what? Ziyad: Look, Eric agrees with me!

#8793

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Dec. 7, 2020, 11:24 a.m.

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// finds area of SSS-given triangle by finding height with sine Kirk: This is terrible Kirk: I hate it Kirk: I wish there was a formula that told me the area of a triangle [given three side lengths] Kirk: I wonder if that exists Student 1: hMm Student 2: hMmMm Student 3: hMmMmMm // proceeds to teach Heron's formula

#9170

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June 17, 2021, 3:03 a.m.

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Hannah Zhang: Paint is inferior!

MS PAINT

#13349

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April 30, 2024, 2:45 p.m.

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//Sahu 9th period: Student: Sky, have you ever considered wearing longer socks? Sky: Im not wearing socks. Student: wait you're wearing socks right? Sky: I wish I wasn't.

#12860

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Jan. 18, 2024, 8:35 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: I haven't been blairbashed in a week Andrew: that's a new record, thanks Eric. Andrew: ERIC STOP BLAIRBASHING ME