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March 25, 2022, 4:05 p.m.

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//chaotic cirincione anthology, march 25 "Social Security is the single most expensive program of the US federal government. Why? Because old people just keep not dying." "I'm helping to employ elves -- the unemployment rate is very high for elves. There's not much for elves to do." "Who doesn't want to have an nuclear arsenal that can destroy the world hundreds of times over?" "Honestly, I think I should be paid more. But, really, a lot of people should be paid more -- but me especially." "Any questions? No? Good. You should never need help."