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April 27, 2022, 6:01 p.m.

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Cirincione: We don't want to be threatening to kill people's entire families.



April 21, 2022, 4:16 p.m.

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Cirincione: There are two new things about me. Cirincione: I have new shoes -- that look the same as my old shoes, so you probably didn't notice anything. Cirincione: And I have new eyebags, because I've been getting less sleep.



March 25, 2022, 4:05 p.m.

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//chaotic cirincione anthology, march 25 "Social Security is the single most expensive program of the US federal government. Why? Because old people just keep not dying." "I'm helping to employ elves -- the unemployment rate is very high for elves. There's not much for elves to do." "Who doesn't want to have an nuclear arsenal that can destroy the world hundreds of times over?" "Honestly, I think I should be paid more. But, really, a lot of people should be paid more -- but me especially." "Any questions? No? Good. You should never need help."



March 11, 2022, 1:39 p.m.

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//economics, showing picture of guy with a wrench Cirincione: He's providing a service. Or maybe he's about to commit a crime, hitting someone with the wrench.



March 7, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Cirincione: I'm guessing none of you have planned murders.



Feb. 14, 2022, 10:37 a.m.

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Cirincione: Despite what it says on the candy, I have no intention of hugging and kissing any of you.



Feb. 10, 2022, 5:31 p.m.

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Cirincione: A quiz probably isn't what you wanted for Valentine's Day, but I find my ways of showing affection.



Feb. 8, 2022, 5:55 p.m.

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//chaotic cirincione anthology, february 8 "Nobody sets out to make a TV show that's intentionally boring." "Calvin is a very smart, but basically sociopathic kid, who does all sorts of mischevious things." "Let's say it was a 4000-dollar lawnmowing contract -- that'd be a lot of lawnmowing." "It's not good for society if people go around beating other people up." "When I was your age, there was no streaming video on the internet." "I know standing up is hard, but you can do it! You got legs!"



Nov. 11, 2021, 1:41 p.m.

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// 3rd Period Rose Rose: I wish I was more like Cirincione. Class: Why Rose: ... I don't know!



May 21, 2021, 1:39 p.m.

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Cirincione: I am a human, and I'm fallible. Cirincione: I know I've expressed otherwise.