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Jan. 2, 2013, 6:05 p.m.

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Ethan: Wow, this is really heavy. What is it? Mr. Street: That's lead. Ethan: OMG, I'M GONNA DIE! //Ethan runs to wash his hands Mr. Street: What the heck are you doing? Ethan: Isn't that stuff like super poisonous? Mr. Street: Well, yeah, ... //Mr. Street goes off on rant about how you can get lead poisoning Ethan: But what if I just licked a big block of lead? Mr. Street: Then you're an idiot and you deserve to die.  It's called natural selection, like being the slowest antelope.