Street: I don't need any instructions, I have a hammer!
Street: Your parents spend all this money buying a house in Potomac, yet you still end up going to a school in Silver Spring
//passing around Hannah's Skittles in SRP //Street walks in //Street also takes some skittles Street: You're making new friends.
//Block C R&E, there's nothing left to do so Mr. Street is going tangents, as he tends to do Mr. Street: Okay so there are these things called Co-ops, any one know what they are? *no one answers* Mr. Street: No? Okay well, they're basically like internships on crack
//Monday, Block C is in R&E, ChemR&E presentations were just finished last Thurday and Street is talking about abstracts Mr. Street: okay so just make sure you turn in your abstracts to me today or they're late Nicole: Oh we already turned them into- into- Nicole: *struggling to remember Mr. Lodal's name* Nicole: into uh- the other guy
//Sreet is giving a lecture about something Street: Yeah, it's like that but on crack, I mean meth, I mean . . . on steroids, yeah that's the one.
Student 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Student 2: Why? Student 1: It didn't want to cross the Street.
Street (pretending to write a job rec): He's a pretty good boy. He comes to class sometimes. He's only drunk on Fridays. He doesn't do drugs, I think.
Street: ...and I was wandering the streets of New Orleans Student: Did you see Lawrence? Street: Was he in New Orleans? Student: Yeah. Street: Well most of the places I went were for ages 21 and up so ...
*block b street* *pham is asking for field trip permission slips and someone asks if he can give them $2 change* Pham: "Why would anyone carry around two dollar bills? I only carry around hundred dollar bills!" *pulls one hundred dollar bills out of wallet*