Street: I'm ready to abuse the students. I mean, teach the class.
// about caffeine Street: It's an essential vitamin. Vitamin C. Street: Kinda like how Ibuprofen is vitamin I.
Street: Stop smiling, [Student 1]. Bad for your health. Street: Grumpy people live longer. Student 2: proven facts
Street: I don't really take a lot of credit for my kids being successful Street: All I can say is that I didn't mess them up
Street: We'll make fun of you for not being a big nerd Street: But it's okay; we'll help you
// student shows work to street Street: That looks pretty good! Street: Jeez ... I was planning to fail you, [Student], but you might mess that all up!
Street: So it's just more proof that Mr. Street is ancient. Street: When I was in school, we had to do our work on stone tablets. Student: Learned to write in cuneiform? Street: Yeah. Hieroglyphics.
Street: That's a great perspective on [Student]'s camera: he always looks very tall and imposing. Student: I'm sorry; I drank way too much milk as a child.
Street: But you know, I am happy to make those sacrifices for my students Street: Especially for [Student] Street: Especially for your benefit, [Student] // later, taking attendance Street: [Student] ... //student shakes head Street: You keep denying it, but the evidence is clear
Street: I'm not a Magnet student, but I'm *around* Magnet students, so some of their smarts rub off on me