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#9167

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June 11, 2021, 5:58 p.m.

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Street: You need to sacrifice small animals to the Zoom Gods, and keep up your Zoom Karma.

#9146

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May 14, 2021, 2:38 p.m.

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// praising students for completing assignment early Street: I'm gonna give you a raise: you get 50% more salary than you've been getting for my class. Street: Of course, it's tough that 50% of zero is still zero, but it was worth a try.

#9111

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April 20, 2021, 4 p.m.

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// attendance Street: [Student]? // student turns off camera Student: Not here. Street: Good.

#9099

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April 14, 2021, 1:22 p.m.

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Street: You didn't rush over to YouTube? You didn't beat down the door, saying "Oh my god, Mr Street made a video; I gotta see it!"

no need to beat down the door https://youtube.com/watch?v=I4sT3tfZ-5k

street, video, excited

#9073

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March 26, 2021, 11:19 a.m.

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Street: I mean, I just don't like anybody. Student: Wait, then ... why do you have a wife? Street: Yeah, good question. I'm not sure why she puts up with me!

#9065

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March 23, 2021, 11:24 a.m.

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Student: Im trying to fix [a microphone] right now Street: I have a hammer, if you want to borrow it, to fix it ... Street: ... hammer fixes most everything ...

#9064

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March 19, 2021, 12:13 p.m.

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Street: So anybody that thinks that five is a lot -- we could increase it for you and make it ten. Street: And then you'd really cry.

#9063

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March 19, 2021, 12:12 p.m.

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// explaining the reasons behind an assignment/project Street: Well, we don't like you, and we would like to make you miserable. Street: That's reason number one.

#9062

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March 19, 2021, 12:11 p.m.

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Street: I'll tell you when driving a car by yourself gets really helpful and desirable: when you're on a date. // student says something about being driven by a friend to a date Street: You're gonna have your *friend* drive you -- on a *date*! Sure! Good plan.

#9061

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March 19, 2021, 12:07 p.m.

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Street: Just a little piece of history -- Mr. Ostrander used to be good at handing out abuse. // a bit later Street: Nothing illegal -- just mental abuse.