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#723
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⚐ Report//after watching "My Name is Earl" Whitacre: I want you all to make lists. Ten things you've done. Hand it in, it can be anonymous. Or put somebody else's name on it.
#721
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: If you can eat cardboard and turn it into food, you're doing good. The closest we get is that we'll all live in a cardboard box down the road.
#720
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: Why are cows sacred? Because in Western culture, we usually put them on buns.
#719
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⚐ ReportSwaney: Elaine Chao! I wonder what she's doing now. I bet she's out on a corner smoking with Conway. *pauses* Never miss my class. Your name will be maligned forever!
#718
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⚐ ReportSwaney: I was like 10 years old and my grandfather used to take me skeet-shooting. There's Iowa for you.
#717
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⚐ ReportSwaney: Great Britain joined what was then called the European Community in 1973 when Charles de Gaulle de-guyed -- and they de-joined da-union.
#716
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⚐ ReportSwaney: I want to have at least three or four major parties in the US. The four sides of the triangle would have to coalese and -- *realizing he said triangle* I never was good at geometry.