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#723

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:49 p.m.

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//after watching "My Name is Earl" Whitacre: I want you all to make lists. Ten things you've done. Hand it in, it can be anonymous. Or put somebody else's name on it.

#722

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:48 p.m.

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//after watching "My Name is Earl" Whitacre: Well, now you know a lot about karma.

#721

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:48 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you can eat cardboard and turn it into food, you're doing good. The closest we get is that we'll all live in a cardboard box down the road.

#720

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:47 p.m.

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Whitacre: Why are cows sacred? Because in Western culture, we usually put them on buns.

#719

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:46 p.m.

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Swaney: Elaine Chao! I wonder what she's doing now. I bet she's out on a corner smoking with Conway. *pauses* Never miss my class. Your name will be maligned forever!

#718

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:45 p.m.

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Swaney: I was like 10 years old and my grandfather used to take me skeet-shooting. There's Iowa for you.

#717

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:44 p.m.

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Swaney: Great Britain joined what was then called the European Community in 1973 when Charles de Gaulle de-guyed -- and they de-joined da-union.

#716

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:44 p.m.

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Swaney: I want to have at least three or four major parties in the US. The four sides of the triangle would have to coalese and -- *realizing he said triangle* I never was good at geometry.

#715

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:43 p.m.

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Student: Tasnia's at the nurse. Swaney: Tasnia's out smoking where?

#714

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:43 p.m.

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//speaking about Jainism Whitacre: You've got Nazis there.