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#4826

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April 3, 2014, 9:51 p.m.

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//Discussing lifespans (in most countries, women live longer than men) Swaney: Hmm. I wonder why women live so much less than men in Iran. Michael Katz: Heatstroke!

#4771

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Feb. 19, 2014, 10:34 p.m.

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//Discussing IMF head Christine Lagarde (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Lagarde) Swaney: She's a handsome woman, isn't she? Kind of reminds me of a female George Clooney.

#4770

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Feb. 19, 2014, 10:33 p.m.

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//Class has been interrupted by InToneNation; returning to student presentation Swaney: Guess what? Presenter: What? Swaney: Chicken butt! This is what happens to me when I don't drink coffee.

#4720

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Jan. 23, 2014, 1:42 p.m.

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Swaney: I told the Mexicans they'd have to crank this one out.

#4614

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Oct. 11, 2013, 11:17 a.m.

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Swaney: So Sinn Fein is the legitimate political wing of the Irish Republican Army, which is a terrorist organization. Siri (from Swaney's pocket): I'm not sure I understand. Swaney: Well, see, Siri, it's complicated with Northern Ireland...

#4551

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June 9, 2013, 5:19 p.m.

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//In media center during 3rd period AP NSL Shubham: Hey Will, do you wanna play some Pokemon Showdown? Will Lu: Yeah, sure, let me just open it up. //Will proceeds to look around Will: Good, Swaney isn't here. //Swaney walks by just as Will says that, looks at the screen, looks at Will, shakes his head and walks away

#4080

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April 12, 2012, 2 p.m.

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//Discussing Clinton v. NY Swaney: What is this case about? I'll give you a hint: What did Clinton enjoy for two years? And the answer is not Monica Lewinsky.

#4079

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April 12, 2012, 1:58 p.m.

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//Discussing landmark case for supreme court. Max: My favorite case is Mapp v. Ohio. //Max is doing Miller v. California Max: Oh, I'll do this one. Swaney: Yeah, you sure like the porn ones. //On Ashcroft v. ACLU Patrick: Max should be doing this one. Max: Nah, child porn is not cool. Swaney: Is it because you're a child now? Patrick: Mr. Swaney that carries some unfortunate implications about Max when he is an adult.

#4074

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March 31, 2012, 8:24 p.m.

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// Discussing Supreme Court cases //On Dred Scott Swaney: And you all know who Dred Scott's lawyer was, right? Class: Montgomery Blair. Swaney: Right. Apparently he didn't do a very good job, as he lost. He got schooled.

#4012

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March 1, 2012, 7:32 p.m.

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//Going through bureaucracy chapter in NSL random girl walks in Girl: Anybody got a pencil? //Everyone stops what they're doing and stares at her for a good 15 seconds Girl: Sorry. //She leaves and class resumes

Next time, you might want to bring your own pencil...

nsl, swaney