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Oct. 10, 2018, 9:19 a.m.

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Whitacre: Are you guys going to Starbucks University?



April 16, 2018, 9:49 a.m.

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//Arsene's phone makes an alarm sound. Arsene: There's a flash flood warning. Whitacre: You're not doing your work! Grade warning! Grade warning!



April 4, 2018, 9:38 a.m.

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Student: How was your spring break Mr. Whitacre? Whitacre: It sucked, how was yours? I always set a low bar so that I won't be disappointed later.



Feb. 26, 2018, 1:49 p.m.

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//Talking about a marriage Student: Would you recommend marriage Whitacre: If I like you, then no Whitacre: If I don't, I'd be like Oh Yeah! Give it a shot!



Feb. 26, 2018, 1:41 p.m.

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//Pd 8 AP World Whitacre: Katherine the Great was accused of having strange…sexual tendencies. Some four legged accusations, like horses. Tyler: Woah! Whitacre: Is that enough for you? Tyler: Yeah. Whitacre: So she had this giant mechanical contraption that would lift it up and place it on her. Sack of oats?



Feb. 22, 2018, 1:09 p.m.

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//Whitacre collecting packets about the Islamic Civilizations Student: Do you want this [packet]? Whitacre: Yeah, I give it to the homeless when they say they say they want something. I'm like here read about the Mughals. Another Student: That's terrible Whitacre: What? Passing on knowledge is terrible?



Feb. 21, 2018, 9:37 a.m.

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Shwetha: I don’t have a gender chart. Whitacre: That’s because you use them as place mats for your meals.



Feb. 12, 2018, 10:35 a.m.

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// Today is February 12 Whitacre: Today is Darwin's birthday. I put up a poster since we should have a Darwin Day, but we don't. Whitacre: The thing is that while today is a great day, in two days we will have a really crappy one. // confusion Whitacre: How many of you are participating in this Valentine's Day madness? KAZ: Oh, I thought you were talking about the AMC!



Feb. 12, 2018, 10:35 a.m.

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Whitacre: Valentine's Day is the only day where you can legally do things without being called a stalker.

Talking about how Valentine's day is the day where the most people get dumped, etc.




Feb. 12, 2018, 9:42 a.m.

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//Whitacre hands out a reading //A little later, Whitacre looks at Shwetha’s desk Whitacre: Where’s your reading? //Shwetha picks out a packet from the bottom of a pile of papers on her desk Whitacre: After just several seconds, it’s at the very bottom of the pile! It’s like a card trick-- whup! Here it is, at the bottom!