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Ms. Blitz: Mica is the only one with perfect cleavage... except Dolly Parton.

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//talking about the Odyssey Amir: It's like a sleeping pill in a book.

#475

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Britton: All right, all right, I'm not a magnet, but I'll try to count right.

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Eugene: Guess what? I was the first woman on the Sun.

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Ms. Blitz: What does a pedometer measure? Student: The steps. Ms. Blitz: What does an odometer measure? Steven: The odes.

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Amir: I really thought that John McCain smells like soymilk.

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Mr. Pham: Why am I doing that? Because I hate you!

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Mr. Pham: If you don't know how to open a book, this is how you open a book. *opens book* Then you turn the pages!

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June 21, 2009, 12:30 a.m.

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Austin: OMGAH I'm gonna run in squares now!

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Raina: You need to be put in a room with marshmallow-like walls... but DON'T EAT THEM.