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⚐ Report//srp convention: Mr. Pham's retirement "speech" Pham: You were the last class I taught chem to...as freshmen...
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⚐ ReportPrange to Pham: “We have enough of this liquid to make 15,000 titrations, why do you keep ordering more?”
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⚐ Report//At the band picnic, the band kids are goofing around and throwing water bottles //Ben misses a catch and the water bottle hits the ground, splashing an unsuspecting Joseph Zenick with water Colin (whispering): It's funnier 'cause it's Joseph.
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⚐ Report//7th Period PTSD Peter: It's 20 degrees outside, I'm not beautiful, I'm an oldass man, and I sure as hell ain't smart!
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⚐ ReportPham: You can either play with electron or nucleus. Which one is easier? Class: electron Debkanya: but playing with the nucleus is more fun
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⚐ Report//Peter listing his classes Peter: ...micro, PTSD... Telon: PTSD? Peter: Pham Tran Software Design
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⚐ Report//Modsim //Beginning of class Ostrander: Listen to my podcasts. //Later, Rose walks in //Immediately Rose: Pham I was thinking about you. You're crazy. //A few sentences later Pham: The universe is expanding. Rose: So? Pham: So it's divergent. Rose: Just because something is growing doesn't mean its divergent. //Uh oh Rose: Adding up an infinite number of things when it diverges is infinite, its MEANINGLESS. Pham: But the third law of thermodynamics says universe is expanding. Rose: It doesn't make any sense! It's like when you go to the dollar store and buy one of those horses that, horses that... //3 hours later ...horses that, horses.... horses that when you put them in water start growing. You say "OH OH its growing its divergent." //Bass boosted Pham: What do you mean? It makes sense. Rose: So you're saying the universe is a divergent series. Pham: Yes. Rose: Will you write that down, so there's a record of you saying that?