Mr. Pham: Oxidizing asians reduce society.
//Modsim //Beginning of class Ostrander: Listen to my podcasts. //Later, Rose walks in //Immediately Rose: Pham I was thinking about you. You're crazy. //A few sentences later Pham: The universe is expanding. Rose: So? Pham: So it's divergent. Rose: Just because something is growing doesn't mean its divergent. //Uh oh Rose: Adding up an infinite number of things when it diverges is infinite, its MEANINGLESS. Pham: But the third law of thermodynamics says universe is expanding. Rose: It doesn't make any sense! It's like when you go to the dollar store and buy one of those horses that, horses that... //3 hours later ...horses that, horses.... horses that when you put them in water start growing. You say "OH OH its growing its divergent." //Bass boosted Pham: What do you mean? It makes sense. Rose: So you're saying the universe is a divergent series. Pham: Yes. Rose: Will you write that down, so there's a record of you saying that?
//whether college apps are important Pham: Did I ever say no? Did I? No!
Pham: You guys are so skinny! Pham: You need to eat 10 big macs every day!
//in block b chem Student: My brain hurts Pham: No, your brain don't hurt until I get this out... //pham takes out a mallet
//Early Sunday morning, Anika cuts her finger with safety scissors //On Tuesday, Anika is fanning herself with a mini fan Pham: Be careful! Don't cut yoh nose off! You should cook dinner every day and practice using knife so you can learn! Anika: My mom makes me cut vegetables Pham: You still have ten finger?!!!
Pham: Do you think I lie to you? Class: No! Pham: Yes! It make me look good!
Pham: You guy get headache when you leave my class. You know why? It because your brain getting bigger.
Pham: Kids don't put my quote on Blairbash anymore.
//talking about grades Pham: I can make you guy get A, B, C, D, anything I want, just for fun!