#1375

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10:08 a.m.

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Whitacre: In most countries, male homosexuality isn't allowed, but female homosexuality is. Girl on g-- I'll watch that. But Bob and John? Ewww!

#1374

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10:07 a.m.

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Whitacre: My parents sent me to a Christian camp. Only one summer. They didn't invite me back. Student: What was it like? Whitacre: There were kids smoking in the back, guys making out with each other, you know...

#1347

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Jan. 17, 2010, 10:33 p.m.

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//During the exam Whitacre: Okay, so the short answer questions and the essay prompt are gonna be up for 15 minutes, so write 'em down!  Then the visual will be up for the rest of the period. //a half hour after taking the questions down Student: What were the questions? Whitacre: I TOLD YOU TO WRITE 'EM DOWN!  I should fail you right now!

#1342

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Jan. 15, 2010, 5:33 p.m.

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Whitacre: [Aristocrats running a city] would be as bad as me running a hospice! I'd just run around unplugging things!

#1322

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Jan. 14, 2010, 8:30 p.m.

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//On review day, when no one asked any questions in the first 5 minutes of class Student: Wait, we're watching a video about wolves? Whitacre: Yeah, I love this stuff! Student: But what about review? Whitacre: Screw you, you had your chance! This is my time to relax!

#1310

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Jan. 12, 2010, 6:04 p.m.

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//talking about when the papacy was "moved" to france Whitacre: So the French king shows up, and he's like "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" And the pope's just like "Uh, ugh, agh!" cuz he's having a heart attack! Then they moved to France, Italy said "No no, you're wrong!" and put up they're own pope. For a while, the two papacies were just like "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Then that French guy died and things went back to normal. Boring ending, huh?

#1287

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Jan. 10, 2010, 12:19 p.m.

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Mr. Whitacre: "Anyone can become an alcoholic if you work at it."

#1282

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Jan. 7, 2010, 10:59 p.m.

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//before a unit test Student: I wonder why the desks are all close together Student 2: Whitacre prolly thought something like, "Hmm, the average class grade isn't good enough. We need to put the desks closer together!"

#1257

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Jan. 4, 2010, 9:48 p.m.

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//Reviewing a quiz... Whitacre: Okay, you know what, you're all stupid. Fool me once, I'm stupid, fool me twice, I'm an idiot, y'know... Student: Wait, what's the difference? Whitacre: See? You're dumb enough to ask that, you're only proving my point!

#1256

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Jan. 4, 2010, 9:47 p.m.

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//Tribal leaders get drunk during bridge-building ceremonies in South America Whitacre: I wanna be the tribal leader...WE NEED MORE BRIDGES!!!