#13110

79

Feb. 22, 2024, 7:20 a.m.

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Hinkle: There's corn for you to eat, for cows to eat, to power your house, to make alcohol that some of you drink ... //later Hinkle: Here's something you seniors will all know about next year. *writes "Beer"*

#12320

77

Oct. 17, 2023, 8:20 a.m.

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Bosse: Alcohol, alcohol, who has alcohol? Bosse: Is he the only one with alcohol?

#12318

99

Oct. 16, 2023, 9:24 a.m.

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Ethan Hua: what’s in that cup? vodka? Sai: I wish but sadly it’s just bourbon

#11711

57

March 21, 2023, 5:38 p.m.

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Uriel: So what's on the bar [exam]? Katz and Andy, almost simultaneously: Alcohol Katz: You have approached the very thing you swore to destroy. Hui: So which one of you is going to Blairbash that?

#11412

1010

Jan. 11, 2023, 5:04 p.m.

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Bramble: They like to go to Oktoberfest, in Munich, Germany, because they like to drink lots of German orange juice -- I'm keeping this at an accessible level. //later Bramble: They had songs you would sing with your mates as you went out to have a pint -- of orange juice.

#11248

37

Dec. 1, 2022, 5:24 p.m.

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Bramble: When [I saw that a student wrote a particular disappointing thing], I put down my coffee ... Bramble: ... picked up something stronger than my coffee, poured it into the coffee, and drank it until the pain went away. //later Bramble: If you write "this document is biased", I will put the coffee aside and go straight to the bottle. Bramble: The bottle of orange juice. I saved myself really well there.

#11008

1414

Oct. 19, 2022, 10:05 a.m.

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//P3 Sophomore Bio Glenn: "Alcohol, come back! I need you!"

#10952

55

Oct. 10, 2022, 2:17 p.m.

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// orgo Chris Jin: Wait, isn't water technically an alcohol? Isabelle: Can I get drunk on water?

#9904

1111

Feb. 3, 2022, 1:47 p.m.

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Duval: What would happen if instead of lactic acid, humans produced ethanol after working out?

#9579

2424

Dec. 10, 2021, 9:17 a.m.

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Schwartz: You guys, focus on nutrition and fitness! Schwartz: Everyone knows alcohol, tobacco, and drugs is for analysis 2!