#11412

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Jan. 11, 2023, 5:04 p.m.

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Bramble: They like to go to Oktoberfest, in Munich, Germany, because they like to drink lots of German orange juice -- I'm keeping this at an accessible level. //later Bramble: They had songs you would sing with your mates as you went out to have a pint -- of orange juice.

#11248

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Dec. 1, 2022, 5:24 p.m.

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Bramble: When [I saw that a student wrote a particular disappointing thing], I put down my coffee ... Bramble: ... picked up something stronger than my coffee, poured it into the coffee, and drank it until the pain went away. //later Bramble: If you write "this document is biased", I will put the coffee aside and go straight to the bottle. Bramble: The bottle of orange juice. I saved myself really well there.

#11008

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Oct. 19, 2022, 10:05 a.m.

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//P3 Sophomore Bio Glenn: "Alcohol, come back! I need you!"

#10952

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Oct. 10, 2022, 2:17 p.m.

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// orgo Chris Jin: Wait, isn't water technically an alcohol? Isabelle: Can I get drunk on water?

#9904

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Feb. 3, 2022, 1:47 p.m.

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Duval: What would happen if instead of lactic acid, humans produced ethanol after working out?

#9579

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Dec. 10, 2021, 9:17 a.m.

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Schwartz: You guys, focus on nutrition and fitness! Schwartz: Everyone knows alcohol, tobacco, and drugs is for analysis 2!

#8953

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Jan. 28, 2021, 12:26 p.m.

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Ahrens: If you want a hint: it's the age you can drink. Ahrens: Legally!

#4431

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Feb. 12, 2013, 8:01 a.m.

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Freshman: How'd they think this up? Street: I think alcohol had something to do with it.

#1287

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Jan. 10, 2010, 12:19 p.m.

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Mr. Whitacre: "Anyone can become an alcoholic if you work at it."