Bramble: They like to go to Oktoberfest, in Munich, Germany, because they like to drink lots of German orange juice -- I'm keeping this at an accessible level. //later Bramble: They had songs you would sing with your mates as you went out to have a pint -- of orange juice.
Bramble: When [I saw that a student wrote a particular disappointing thing], I put down my coffee ... Bramble: ... picked up something stronger than my coffee, poured it into the coffee, and drank it until the pain went away. //later Bramble: If you write "this document is biased", I will put the coffee aside and go straight to the bottle. Bramble: The bottle of orange juice. I saved myself really well there.
//P3 Sophomore Bio Glenn: "Alcohol, come back! I need you!"
// orgo Chris Jin: Wait, isn't water technically an alcohol? Isabelle: Can I get drunk on water?
Duval: What would happen if instead of lactic acid, humans produced ethanol after working out?
Schwartz: You guys, focus on nutrition and fitness! Schwartz: Everyone knows alcohol, tobacco, and drugs is for analysis 2!
Ahrens: If you want a hint: it's the age you can drink. Ahrens: Legally!
Freshman: How'd they think this up? Street: I think alcohol had something to do with it.
Mr. Whitacre: "Anyone can become an alcoholic if you work at it."