Duval: What would happen if instead of lactic acid, humans produced ethanol after working out?
Schwartz: You guys, focus on nutrition and fitness! Schwartz: Everyone knows alcohol, tobacco, and drugs is for analysis 2!
Ahrens: If you want a hint: it's the age you can drink. Ahrens: Legally!
Freshman: How'd they think this up? Street: I think alcohol had something to do with it.
Mr. Whitacre: "Anyone can become an alcoholic if you work at it."