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#1025
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: If you think sex will be the core of your marriage, then don't get married. Just have SEX!
#1024
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⚐ ReportStudent: Mr. Whitacre, do you think the world's gonna end in 2012? Whitacre: I hope so.
#1023
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: Do you write for this Blair blog? Jacob: What, BlairBash? Whitacre: Is that www-dot-blairbash? Jacob: dot-org. Whitacre: I kept hearing my name, and I've noticed they're all things I've said when YOU were around.
#881
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: See, I give reassessments, but I don't believe in them. I think they make you weak!
#880
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: So the retake or make-up or whatever is an essay. Student: What if we're taking it for the first time? Whitacre: IT'S AN ESSAY! Student: What if we do bad and need to take it again? Whitacre: Sure, I'll give you another essay! I'll give you essays until you cry!
#851
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: See, when you BS something, you gotta make sure it sounds reasonable. If you just throw in random stuff, I don't grade it, I just go "RRRRR" zero! If it sounds good enough, I'll give you credit!
#846
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: You know what, this questions too hard, I'm not gonna give you it. Student 1: Gimme your best shot! Whitacre: Okay, fine! *asks* Student 2: What? I don't get it! Whitacre: Well, you asked for it! Don't complain! //some more complaining occurs Whitacre: I TOLD you it was to hard, but you didn't care! See, I should just fail you all!
#845
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⚐ Report//Whitacre just told the class to make a environmental right/wrong chart based on an article... Whitacre: You know what folks, you don't seem to get it. If you weren't discussing this, then you'd get it. If you discuss, you get confused, you talk even more, and no one knows what's happening. In fact, I think some of you guys aren't even discussing this class, I see some Math going on over there. Mario: Yeah, we're calculating how successful they were. Whitacre: It TELLS you about that stuff! They even say what results they got in some places! Student: But it keeps talking about how bare everything is and how there's dirt storms! What does that have to do this archeologist guy? Whitacre: Were you listening? I said "Find 2 ecological wrongs and what they tried to do to fix them!" It's SUPPOSED to sound like that! I'm gonna come over there, beat you over the head! Same with you folks doing math!
#844
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: So I want your technology charts with this. Student 1: So should we staple them or something? Whitacre: You know what, just do this on the back of them. Student 2: But it's in my notes! Whitacre: You knew I would collect this eventually, you should have planned ahead! You should've saved paper and ink instead of needing to copy it all out again! Student 2: So you want us to copy it onto this assignment? Whitacre: Whatever. Just don't act stu - don't waste paper ever again!
#843
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: Since you guys got report cards, I figured I'd bring in one of my old ones. It's not terribly could, my mom wants me to keep it around as a reminder. //The grades were Bs and Cs, except for Math: it was P