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#6043
2020
⚐ Report// People are sarcastically making broad existential statements before class Ryan: What is the meaning of life? Stav: TO KICK ASS!!! Ryan: Exactly! Finally, there's someone else who shares my positive outlook on life! Stav: You know, I was quoting you there. Ryan: Oohh. Stav: From like, this morning. Ryan: Sounded familiar.
#4749
1010
⚐ Report//Walking into Thermo Kirkendall: *sigh* this just isn't my week. Michelle: Jacob, it's Monday. Kirkendall: ...yeah, I know...
#4643
11
⚐ ReportJoel: Weast should be shot. Jacob: No, he should be promoted to Secretary of Education. And then shot.
#4376
1010
⚐ Report//Early in the morning, outside of POE Kirkendall: So, you know how annoying the horny couples who make out in the hallways are? Well, this morning, I discovered something even more annoying: husky horny couples who make out in the hall! It's just as obnoxious, but with twice the surface area for blocking the hall! Evan: That's actually hilarious. Kirkendall: No, it's awful.
#4148
2123
⚐ Report//In POE just after class started Raanan: Jacob, did you get a haircut? Jacob: NO. I dyed part of my hair invisible.
#4102
1618
⚐ Report//Patrick Shan jokes are the new Chuck Norris jokes, Jacob Kirkendall jokes are just true... Patrick: Patrick Shan has never seduced a woman. The word seduction implies that he had to try. Jacob: Jacob Kirkendall has never seduced a woman. EVER.