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⚐ Report// Hash collisions Sahu: I can't stick both of them in the same slot. Sahu: And if each integer is only 4 bytes, then what the hell do I do?
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⚐ ReportJosh: Do the Eclipse devs have a grudge against someone named William? Josh: Am I high?
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⚐ Report// meetings with students over their UML diagrams Sahu: Did you make the pentagram?
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⚐ Report// Innovation period Sahu: I remember there was this teacher I had, and he fought in Vietnam. Sahu: There was this girl in my class who would always say "mIsTeR sTaLLeNs i nEeD HeLp" Sahu: And one time, she asked for help 5 times in one class. Sahu: And Mr. Stallens said: DON'T YOU SAY MY NAME NO MORE IN CLASS
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⚐ ReportSahu: Just a heads up, 30 minutes left because today's an innovation day. Sahu: Boy are we gonna get innovated!
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⚐ Report// Describing composition vs. aggregation relationships Sahu: I guess you could say a severed hand or leg doesn't exist, they have to be part of a person.
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⚐ Report//random pep-talk at the beginning of aoa sahu: you know how sometimes you’re listening to hip hop music and they really glorify the whole money thing sahu: but every once in a while you hear a song and they’re like ‘will i really take all this with me what does it matter’ sahu: i just think that’s really deep sahu: the problem with the rat race is that no matter how fat you get, you’re still just a rat
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⚐ Report// Divide and conquer algs Sahu: So how do we do it? Sahu: Well we could just brute force the damn thing.
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⚐ Report// Presentations on sorting algorithms Sahu: Quicksort, noiceeeeee. Everyone's favorite sorting algorithm. // Later, someone is presenting bogosort Sahu: This is beautiful, I know this algorithm sucks but its beautiful. // Later Sahu: So back when I was at UMD, there was this poem writing contest for CS people and the winner would get a free t-shirt. Sahu: And I wrote a poem about Bogosort, and it was about how nobody loved me because my big O was too big. Sahu: Turns out I was the only person who entered the contest. Sahu: I don't know why CS majors don't want to write poems to win shirts.