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April 27, 2022, 6:38 p.m.

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Andy: I'm Blairhash -- a Blairbash hash function. I can think of the Blairbash quote that goes with any situation.



March 11, 2022, 11:04 a.m.

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Andy: Hash is another word for weed. Jerry Song: So is a hash function a weed generator?



March 10, 2022, 4:17 p.m.

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//analogy for one-way hash functions Sahu: Let's say you give me your beloved Christmas ornament, and you say "this means so much to me." Sahu: It has so much sentimental value. Sahu: And I take a hammer, and smash it into pieces, and smash the pieces into dust, and scatter the dust in the wind ...

don't let him near your Christmas ornaments, cf the one about Telsas and parking //mod note: 10022?

hammer, christmas, sahu, aoa, hash



March 9, 2022, 5:25 p.m.

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//analogy for separate chaining Sahu: Let's say you're driving into a parking lot with your Tesla or whatever. Sahu: What happens if some jerkwad already took your spot? Sahu: I guess what you would do is build another parking spot on top of that parking spot, and park there.



March 9, 2022, 8:20 a.m.

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// Hash collisions Sahu: I can't stick both of them in the same slot. Sahu: And if each integer is only 4 bytes, then what the hell do I do?



April 20, 2020, 4:22 p.m.

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//Talking over hangouts about md5 hashes Srihari: You MADE an encryption.