#13753

11

April 29, 2026, 1:55 p.m.

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Sahu: We don't live in a magical fairytale world where there are infinite resources. I can't like, pee into the ocean and still have an infinite supply of clean drinking water. Or like, I can't go into the store and say 1 fossil fuel please, and set my fossil fuel car on fire...

#13752

11

April 29, 2026, 1:53 p.m.

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Sahu: You know, sometime in your life, your mom, or like you're preschool teacher, told you not to judge other people. Well, we're doing that today.

#13745

1111

April 14, 2026, 9:51 a.m.

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Sahu: Yesterday, we had a staff meeting about prom volunteering. Sahu: Mr. Kirk turned to me and said with a straight face, "Will you go to prom with me?" Sahu: I said no.

#13737

55

March 13, 2026, 1:15 p.m.

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Sahu: "The stack, it's like your memory. It's like, oh, I could've bought this car, or I could've bought this degree"

#13727

1414

Feb. 20, 2026, 9:59 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: This has 38g of protein in it. Mr. Sahu: Isn't it true that big protein is just convincing as all that we should eat more protein than we actually need? Mr. Rose: They've got me, I'm hooked.

#13710

68

Jan. 9, 2026, 9:59 a.m.

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Sahu: "I'm okay if we exploit bad code in the financial system" Dexter: "I fully support stealing from banks"

#13601

2125

April 28, 2025, 10:47 p.m.

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Sahu: The nanosecond I start peeing, a new pool gets created and I get airdropped, teleported to the new pool so I can commence peeing

#13571

19

March 18, 2025, 6:42 p.m.

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"this meme which was like 'list of banned words' and it had: skibidi, rizz, gyatt with 1 or 2 ts, any sentence with the words hawk or tuah" - mr sahu

#13567

46

March 11, 2025, 10:25 a.m.

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Mr. Sahu: Oh my god, why is it so thick?!

#13556

1313

Feb. 14, 2025, 11:08 a.m.

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Mr. Sahu: Q.E.D. Motherf...!