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#842
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⚐ Report//Students are correcting eachothers quizzes Student: Wait, since this question needs 2 answers, and one of them is only half right, should we give them a quarter of a point for that half? Whitacre: Whatever, just don't get too much math involved. In fact, your explanation had too much in it! Too many fractions!
#779
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⚐ Report//To student who walked in late Whitacre: You're going to LC this course! How can you even do that? It's first period!...or at least you would, but I don't know how to do the attendance! See, this is what I hate about computers!
#777
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⚐ Report//Video talks about how overpopulation destroys cities, etc. //30 minutes of class left Whitacre: You know what, class is over! Go out there, kill some people...help them make the right decision! Then all our problems will go away!
#745
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⚐ Report//Steven has a story to tell, so students start gathering around to listen Whitacre: Your disciples are flocking to you! You're the new Buddha!
#735
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⚐ Report//talking about how Washington supposedly cut down a tree and can't tell lies Whitacre: Washington was a sociopath! It's like, he just cut down a tree, he's holding an axe, and his dad's just like, "Okay, I believe you, you're not lying!"
#734
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⚐ Report//talking about how Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac Whitacre: See, that's how you know a kid is stupid: they throw money instead of rocks. I'd just be on the other side and go, "Hey, kid, do it again!"
#725
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⚐ Report//after one student accuses another of adultery Whitacre: Since when were you married? But you don't have to be married, as long as you're part of the team.
#724
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⚐ Report//talking about the Ten Commandments Whitacre: Wasn't there something about coveting thy neighbor's ass and all that stuff?
#723
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⚐ Report//after watching "My Name is Earl" Whitacre: I want you all to make lists. Ten things you've done. Hand it in, it can be anonymous. Or put somebody else's name on it.