Search Quotes 



Sept. 15, 2022, 2:45 p.m.

⚐ Report
Kaluta: I’m gonna take roll. Kaluta: all of the Michaels! Michael Chen and Michael Wang: Here. Kaluta: All of the Ste(ph/v)ens! Stephen Chen and Steven Wang: Here.



Sept. 15, 2022, 10:49 a.m.

⚐ Report
// Calculator shortage during stat test Stein(to Jerry Song): Steven, pass your calculator to [student] Jerry: Sure. But my name's not Steven. Steven is over there. Stein: Sam, can you pass Carlos your calculator? Samuel Du: I did it by hand. // Later Stein: Make sure to tear off your chaAaAart before turning it in. Stein: Put it on the fridge. Stein: I love you grandma, here's your chaAaAart! // Later Stein: What's Dance Moms? Diego: It's Mr. Kyei's favorite show.



May 31, 2022, 5:42 p.m.

⚐ Report
Schwartz: So here we have a tank of some liquid. Class: Hydrochloric acid! Schwartz: What? Oh, this is a different kind of tank problem. We're trying to drain the tank here. Hadar: But what about the magical Stevens and Isaiahs? Schwartz: Oh. They'll be drained out too.



March 31, 2022, 11:22 a.m.

⚐ Report
Steven Wang: Sahu looks like the brother I never had.



Feb. 24, 2022, 2:24 p.m.

⚐ Report
Schwartz: Our glass sprinkles in hydrochloric acid are perfectly mixed thanks to the efforts of our magic Stevens and Isaiahs. Schwartz: Our glass sprinkles are a meter across and our tank is 1 light year across. You might want to check at 2am to see if the Stevens and Isaiahs are swimming. Schwartz: Swimmers are crazy, you guys wake up at 5am to go swimming. I did lifeguarding and it was a big city pool so I woke up at 6am. Schwartz: And there were like 4 people doing laps. Schwartz: Go home, let me get paid for sleeping! Schwartz: In the past, I've had grass in blood, tanks in tanks, and the particulate matter was fish tanks. Stein does feces in water.



Feb. 24, 2022, 8:48 a.m.

⚐ Report
Schwartz: I have a tank with an inflow and an outflow pipe. Give me a liquid. //Someone suggests hydrochloric acid. Schwartz: *draws HCl in the tank* Here's our tank of hydrochloric acid. Give me a particulate substance. //Class calls out suggestions and take a vote. Sprinkes and glass shards tie. Schwartz: We have a tie... So, it'll be glass sprinkles! Schwartz: Now give me an aquatic animal. //Another vote among suggestions is taken. Schwartz: I think I know which one is going to win... *"Steven Wang & Isaiah Ying" wins* (context: they both swim competitively) Schwartz: *draws human figures in the tank* Schwartz: These are magical Stevens and Isaiahs. They are not hurt by our hydrochloric acid or glass sprinkles, and they need not breathe. Their purpose is to constantly swim, perfectly mixing the glass sprinkles with the hydrochloric acid. Schwartz: This represents an everyday situation that we can use math to simulate!



Jan. 26, 2022, 8:49 p.m.

⚐ Report
// 20 minutes of pure chaos after school for analysis 1 exam cramming, Duval walks by Duval: Andy, my son is a squatter and I just love kicking him behind so he falls over like *boop*! // Later Duval: Oh hi Sean! Sean: How do you know my name... Duval: I was visiting Delaney's class in this morning and I saw a worksheet with your name on it. It's called being resourceful. // Later *Sean dad jokes Duval* Schwartz: Sean, if you were squatting, you would have been kicked already. // Later Duval: This is sedative Steven. *Schwartz breaks down in laughter* Schwartz: SEDATIVE STEVEN? Duval: Well yesterday Sudhish was all well behaved and quiet and when I asked him why, he said Steven was his sedative. Duval: That class has so many repeat names. We have 3 Alex, 2 Ste(v/ph)ens, and 2 of some other name I forgot. Andy: Jasons? Duval: Yes, Jasons. One of them spells his name wrong though, the Jacen with a C. Schwartz: Their whole family spells names wrong, but Bryan with a Y is slightly more acceptable. // Later Andy: I lost the game! Schwartz: I lost! // Later Duval: Ace, guess who is the youngest out of the 3 of us. Andy, you're not allowed to say anything. Duval: I won't judge for your response, but if you say I'm 60 I might be a little bit upset. Ace: Uhhhh...Duval is the oldest, then Rose, then Schwartz? (correct) Ace: I'm guessing this based on the number of kids each teacher has. // Later, talking about takoma Andy: I did dissections in middle with Sudhish. It was interesting. *Schwartz breaks down again* Duval: Oh god, I can imagine Sudhish just tearing apart the frog. Andy: We used exacto knives and as soon as he started stabbing, the knife broke. Duval: Note to self, do not arm Sudhish. When marine bio and ento kids do dissections, they use scissors. Duval(looks inside math team window): Wait, is Sudhish in there? If he was, it would be funny to just yell "Hey Sudhish we're talking about you right now!" Schwartz: This is why I teach math. I don't have to give anyone anything sharp. *Ace, Sean, and Andy simultaneously take out a pencil and wave it around* // Math team is about to end Andy: Ace, thanks for telling me the trick where I only play 3 notes. Schwartz: I remember those days. Andy: Thank God we're in the 3rd row. Schwartz: I remember *those* days too.



May 14, 2019, 8:58 p.m.

⚐ Report
//Advanced Geometry Jonah: So I still don't get the deep takeaway Rose: *thinks for a bit* Let's just ignore this deep takeaway for a bit //Jonah keeps asking, Rose calls Steven Rose: So what is the deep take away? Jonah: I'm confused Rose: Yeah, I agree with him that he's confused Reynald: That's a great way to say you're confused, Mr. Rose



April 1, 2019, 12:21 p.m.

⚐ Report
//Math phys study hall. In the past, Schafer has kicked out anyone who's not in math phys. //Steven runs out momentarily before running back in Steven: Schafer's coming! Quick people hide! //Rcho and leela hide in the computer lab. Schafer leaves after a few minutes Ian (right as schafer leaves the room): Alright Ryan he's gone! You can come out now!



March 11, 2019, 12:20 p.m.

⚐ Report
//Advanced Geometry, Steven and Laura missed last class //Daniel teaches Steven topic that took 45 minutes to teach last class Rose: This is kind of hilarious. Daniel teaches it to Steven in 3 minutes. Then, Steven teaches it to Laura in 7 minutes.