#628

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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Whitacre: You want me to grade on a curve? This wouldn’t be a curve. It would be a ninety degree angle.

#627

33

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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//during a test, a student asks what “axis mundi” is Whitacre: How can I make this a teachable moment? *thinks* You waste paper! This is made out of good living TREES!

#626

13

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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Whitacre: This is why people go from As to Ds. They say “nevermind.”

#625

11

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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Whitacre: Never show your cards before it’s time. Whenever you wanna play poker, just let me know.

#620

88

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Whitacre: When you go to college, what you really need to bring is this. *holds up a paper clip* So you can attach money to your work.

#615

77

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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//Whitacre is reading choices from a quiz on religious views Whitacre: Mine is the only true religion. Steven: I will stone you! Whitacre: Spoken like a true bigot.

#609

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Whitacre: My grandmother’s next door, but I don’t want to wake her up because she’s crazy. Not like *makes nonsensical noises*. She has a gun, and if she hears a noise, she shoots!

#608

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Whitacre: I was in the principal’s office probably more than the classroom.

#607

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Whitacre: I looked like a larger version of the ventriloquist dummy.

#606

-55

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Whitacre: He was like 6’2” in third grade.