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Oct. 23, 2010, 2:59 p.m.

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//discussing symbolism of props in Waiting for Godot Stelzner: (writes on board) Leash -- Bondage Christina: Bondage? Stelzner: Yeah, you know, like imprisonment. Not the other...

#2403

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Oct. 23, 2010, 2:52 p.m.

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//summarizing the absurdist philosophy of Camus Stelzner: If someone attacks you because of your shitty haircut or you're a bad student or you must have stolen that purse, it doesn't really matter.

#2305

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Oct. 6, 2010, 7:02 p.m.

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//discussing in-text citations Stelzner: It's so easy, I can't believe you never learned this! //Stelzner writes an example on the board Students: No! No! That's wrong! That's not what they taught us! Stelzner: Really? Huh, maybe I've been doing it wrong forever. Student: But you're an English teacher! Stelzner: Dude, grammar is not my strong suit.

#2301

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:53 p.m.

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//regarding Vanilla Sky Stelzner: I really want to show this movie, but there's a lot of boob. Too much boob. I can't, sorry.

#2299

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

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//passing back essays Stelzner: Please read my comments, it took me a friggin' forever to grade these.

#2104

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Sept. 15, 2010, 7:08 p.m.

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//Poetry in English class Student: Wow, that's ironic! Stelzner: The irony is that this isn't ironic -- it just sucks.