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#9006

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Feb. 17, 2021, 10:25 a.m.

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Elie: This might be more of a topic for the seniors... Elie: Never mind, you're just mature as they are! Elie: ... Nah, you're not

#8776

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Nov. 30, 2020, 6:01 p.m.

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Blake: Who's Simile's best friend? Student: Metaphor Blake: Yeah, they're like fraternal twins.

#8762

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Nov. 19, 2020, 1:15 p.m.

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Blake: I'm old, right? Blake: You better say no.

#8736

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Nov. 12, 2020, 1:42 p.m.

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Blake: What are cats known for? Student: Being evil monsters that want to kill you in your sleep.

#8731

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Nov. 11, 2020, 2:51 p.m.

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Blake: Come on people, do you like bread? Blake: Warm bread? Right out of the oven? // Later Blake: I like bread -- a little too much.

#8730

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Nov. 11, 2020, 2:48 p.m.

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Blake: The independent clause lives on its own -- has a car, has a job ...

#8713

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Nov. 5, 2020, 1:38 p.m.

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// Talking about self-referential third-person (illeism) Blake: The only person I know who can get away with that is Elmo.

#8692

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Oct. 26, 2020, 2:59 p.m.

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Blake: Reading is ... so awesome. Blake -- said the English teacher.

#8660

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Oct. 15, 2020, 6:23 p.m.

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Blake: ... OOOHH! My god! It's so long!

#8163

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May 14, 2019, 3:12 p.m.

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Sam: Norwegians donĀ“t have wings! Yash: Oh really, have you even met a Norwegian before?