// Talking about Shakespeare's sonnets Random Kid: who's the author // Prentice and Cole proceed to mock him about it.
Cole: someone asked me last year if apple cider was called that because you have to kill the apple to make cider.
Cole: Are you two feeding each other? Cole: That's cute
//chaotic cole anthology, october 20 "over protective dad, sends his daughter to private school, no boys..." "not gonna lie, i'm gonna be that dad" "my daughters are going to be at blair" "so that won't happen to them" "i'ma see who they hang out with" "i'ma follow kids to their classes" "i'ma put a lock on them"
Bannister: Oh shit, there is another one. //Proceeds to not react Student: Umm, what did you just say? Bannister: I said a bad word. Bannister: I do not normally curse that much. I just say "oh shit" sometimes. Wait, I just said it again. //Proceeds to go on long-winded explanation of his childhood and his mother swearing a lot.
"euphoria has all five syllables of the alphabet" - a random freshie 2023
//talking about 11889 Senior TA: did he say that seniors are predators!? Senior TA: well i mean... some seniors are certainly predators.
Cole: some people say that i'm hyper-handsome Cole: i don't know, some people say that
// Pd. 4 English 10, Mr. Cole is introducing the narrative about a significant event Cole: If your significant event is a birth of a sibling, you can skip [the "Why did it happen?" section]. Cole: We all know how people are made.
Teacher: Can we get a round of applause for Mr. Bannister's teeth? Classroom: *applauds without question*