// Rao pd. 9 Misha, presenting to his group: This song is about how society places a lot of pressure on women's bodies. Dagmawi, from across the room: Nice.
// English Pd. 9 Song we're analyzing: A man with a dream with plans to make CREAM. // Everyone starts laughing
//during english class fox: ok smurfs, now let's talk about colons literally everyone: what
//reading Twenty Hours Rao: If I poisoned my husband this morning, it would feel really weird to teach this class. Student: Did you poison your husband this morning? Rao: I'm not married, so there's no one to poison.
// talking about health class Colin: the only way to 100% prevent pregnancy is abstinence-- Al: OR BE GAY!
//chaotic rao anthology, may 3 "Sometimes I think I should put purple streaks in my hair." "I wish I had tiny feet." "Why is everyone so tired? Wake up! I should bring a Nerf gun." "I had a dream that I went to some weird college. I was signing up for some courses with very weird names. One course was called 'Life'. Another course was called 'Death'. Then there was one course, just called 'Tests'." "I don't really believe in censoring books for children, but your parents may."
Student: it's not my fault you live in the 80s or whenever they had smartphones. Hanak: It was 2004!
Rao: Anyone I didn't get? Rao: Or anyone's name I accidentally put 5 times?
//someone walks in, seeing an anti-mask/anti-vax political advert playing on the board Rao: We're just analysing political advertisements. I'm not trying to get them all to fire Fauci.
// P9 Rao Jackie: Is there gonna be a test today? Rao: No...that was a joke by Diego. *Entire class starts clapping*