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May 2, 2010, 6:32 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: But a few other countries still call themselves Cuba.

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April 6, 2010, 12:01 p.m.

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//On the first day of second semester Moose: Who had Ravilious? (Hands go up) Who had Whitacre? (hands) Screw them they're gone!

#1585

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March 3, 2010, 4:26 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: I love the obituaries. You can learn a lot by obituaries.

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Feb. 25, 2010, 8:11 a.m.

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Mr. Moose: Would you guys stop playing with each other and focus?!

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Jan. 19, 2010, 9:51 p.m.

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Moose: What has existed throughout all of Russian history? Theresa: Vodka!

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Jan. 18, 2010, 9:21 p.m.

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Moose (reading from the Bible): ...it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. Student: Is it hard for a camel to go through the eye of a needle?

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Jan. 18, 2010, 8:05 p.m.

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Moose: Where do the bananas we buy come from? Student: Safeway!