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#3687

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Oct. 17, 2011, 11:02 p.m.

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Theresa: I still read Blairbash once in a while. Things have gone wild around here since I left. It's because I'm not there to soak up all the craziness. //later Theresa: I'm a crazy sponge.

#3460

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June 11, 2011, 12:46 a.m.

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Theresa: That's the best I've ever felt about not having sex with a lobster.

#3398

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May 20, 2011, 4:25 p.m.

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Theresa: You should try out for InToneNation. How else are you going to ask a girl to prom? Thomas: With a giant flashing LED sign!

#3396

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May 20, 2011, 4:23 p.m.

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Theresa: Don't mess with Asians, or I'll put the BAM in bamboo!

#3336

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May 10, 2011, 8:50 a.m.

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//Discussing a senior party: Theresa: Can we play with the grill? Teacher: ... no. Teacher: You can play Frisbee; you can play soccer; you can play volleyball; you can play... er, Alex! ...but you can't play with the grill! Student: How do you play Alex? Andrew Lu: You punch him repeatedly in the face until he cries.

#3335

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May 10, 2011, 8:44 a.m.

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//Discussing a senior party, and why [Teacher] won't give the underclassmen one: Teacher: I once had sophomores over. They spent the whole time playing duck-duck-goose. The seniors... they try to find a place in the woods. Theresa: To play duck-duck-goose? Teacher: They're playing duck-duck SOMETHING...

#3314

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May 5, 2011, 6:38 p.m.

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Theresa: No! Don't touch me, or I will go Nuclear Surprise on your ass!

//Her group's Thermo energy source topic was "Nuclear Surprise," picked specially by Schafer. //We decided Nuclear Surprise could also be a food... or a badass ninja move, apparently?

theresa, nuclear_surprise

#3218

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April 11, 2011, 9:10 p.m.

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Theresa: When you have a nose bleed, DONT put a tampon in your nose because those things EXPAND

#3204

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April 8, 2011, 10:57 p.m.

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//Block C Chem class, Pham lecturing about actually doing work in R&E Theresa: Oh, Mr. Pham, I have a story!!! So....LISTEN TO ME!! You guys should stop playing Halo during R&E cause three years later, when you're a senior, you're gonna be like, oh crap, there's prom, I need a date. Then, you're gonna think back and say, When have I ever talked to a girl? Oh yeah, in my chem r&e group. So you're gonna go up to them and be like, Hey, remember me? I was in your chem r&e group. We haven't talked in a while but, will you go to prom with me? And since you played Halo instead of working, she's gonna say No. She's going to go with the guy that actually paid attention and talked to people instead of playing halo all day. Then what's gonna happen to you on prom night? You're gonna end up staying at home with your cat and playing halo.

#3172

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March 29, 2011, 11:12 p.m.

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Pham: Theresaaa... why you ruin Gibi's life??

Theresa and Gibi have a sort of love/hate relationship, only without the love.

pham, theresa, gibi