Moose: See, I like second semester US History more because I've lived through everything that happened.
Moose: I'm a fascist dictator, and if you don't do it by Tuesday, I'll kill you all.
Moose: Ugh Mr. Moose is such a damn fascist.
//Seat change in History Moose: Who knows? Maybe you might meet your future spouse because of this seat change? //later, during a get-to-know-your-seatmates activity Izzee: Hello, my name is Isabella Anika: Hi Isabella! My name is Anika! Izzee: *mutters sarcastically* Great! Let's get married.
Moose: Assume that your reader is a Martian who knows nothing about history! Student (under his breath): Sounds like he's talking about himself.
//Anika and Izzee are studying for physics in history Moose: Put the math away!This is history! Izzee: It's not math, it's physics.
//Moose showing students a clip from a movie Moose: If you don't like this movie, I'll pay you ten bucks! Student: Bruh, I already hate it
//Moose looks at the label on a student's shirt Moose: Tell me which country you think this shirt was made in. Class (simultaneously): China! Moose: No. Guatemala.
Rose: So, do math in your next class! //next period, in History Moose: Put all that math away, it's rude! //students ignore Moose //30 minutes later, Moose notices Jason doing math Moose: Why's your math still out??? YOU'RE A BAD BOY
Moose: Is communism good or bad? Student: Bad. Moose: Have you read a single page of Karl Marx? No? So shut up!!!