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Feb. 22, 2018, 8:56 p.m.

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Moose: See, I like second semester US History more because I've lived through everything that happened.



Feb. 9, 2018, 4:31 p.m.

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Moose: I'm a fascist dictator, and if you don't do it by Tuesday, I'll kill you all.



Feb. 1, 2018, 5:41 p.m.

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Moose: Ugh Mr. Moose is such a damn fascist.



Nov. 13, 2017, 8:43 p.m.

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//Seat change in History Moose: Who knows? Maybe you might meet your future spouse because of this seat change? //later, during a get-to-know-your-seatmates activity Izzee: Hello, my name is Isabella Anika: Hi Isabella! My name is Anika! Izzee: *mutters sarcastically* Great! Let's get married.



Nov. 1, 2017, 10:19 a.m.

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Moose: Assume that your reader is a Martian who knows nothing about history! Student (under his breath): Sounds like he's talking about himself.



Sept. 26, 2017, 5:06 p.m.

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//Anika and Izzee are studying for physics in history Moose: Put the math away!This is history! Izzee: It's not math, it's physics.



Sept. 23, 2017, 2:15 p.m.

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//Moose showing students a clip from a movie Moose: If you don't like this movie, I'll pay you ten bucks! Student: Bruh, I already hate it

Moose offers lots of money




Sept. 22, 2017, 10:19 p.m.

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//Moose looks at the label on a student's shirt Moose: Tell me which country you think this shirt was made in. Class (simultaneously): China! Moose: No. Guatemala.



Sept. 22, 2017, 10:18 p.m.

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Rose: So, do math in your next class! //next period, in History Moose: Put all that math away, it's rude! //students ignore Moose //30 minutes later, Moose notices Jason doing math Moose: Why's your math still out??? YOU'RE A BAD BOY



Sept. 22, 2017, 4:56 p.m.

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Moose: Is communism good or bad? Student: Bad. Moose: Have you read a single page of Karl Marx? No? So shut up!!!