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#9783

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Jan. 19, 2022, 12:28 p.m.

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// Moose Pd 6, watching a video about Nazism Autoplay: Why did The Rock buy a T-Rex skeleton for $31.8 million?

#9696

46

Jan. 5, 2022, 1:14 p.m.

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Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Moose: [Student], some day you'll stay in class the whole period and I'll give you a thousand dollars cash. Student: Bet, I'll do it tomorrow. Moose: A thousand dollars symbolic cash.

He really does ask to go to the bathroom every class

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#9608

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Dec. 13, 2021, 12:49 p.m.

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Moose: I work in a union, am I a communist? Hell no! *Pauses, thinks* Moose: Actually, I do like some communist theories...

He also talked about liking capitalism right afterwards

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#9323

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Nov. 11, 2021, 1:12 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: "On a happy note, happiness!"

#7261

77

Feb. 22, 2018, 8:56 p.m.

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Moose: See, I like second semester US History more because I've lived through everything that happened.

#7212

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Feb. 9, 2018, 4:31 p.m.

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Moose: I'm a fascist dictator, and if you don't do it by Tuesday, I'll kill you all.

#7182

66

Feb. 1, 2018, 5:41 p.m.

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Moose: Ugh Mr. Moose is such a damn fascist.

#6925

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Nov. 13, 2017, 8:43 p.m.

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//Seat change in History Moose: Who knows? Maybe you might meet your future spouse because of this seat change? //later, during a get-to-know-your-seatmates activity Izzee: Hello, my name is Isabella Anika: Hi Isabella! My name is Anika! Izzee: *mutters sarcastically* Great! Let's get married.

#6884

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Nov. 1, 2017, 10:19 a.m.

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Moose: Assume that your reader is a Martian who knows nothing about history! Student (under his breath): Sounds like he's talking about himself.

#6661

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Sept. 26, 2017, 5:06 p.m.

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//Anika and Izzee are studying for physics in history Moose: Put the math away!This is history! Izzee: It's not math, it's physics.