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#11160

77

Nov. 15, 2022, 10:22 a.m.

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Moose: This is my communist magazine. *waves around a communist poster* But I'm not a commie

#11109

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Nov. 4, 2022, 10:34 a.m.

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Moose: No doubt about it that Elon Musk is a genius, but he's a little bit on the autism spectrum - he's still a genius, but sometimes it's just like he goes bing-bing-bong

#10849

77

Sept. 20, 2022, 10:53 a.m.

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Moose: the british you son of a bitch

#10848

99

Sept. 20, 2022, 10:53 a.m.

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Moose: I could choose to stab you in the throat with your pen but instead I'm gonna give you a hug

// mod note: moose has a long track record of saying very out of pocket things such as this

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#9783

59

Jan. 19, 2022, 12:28 p.m.

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// Moose Pd 6, watching a video about Nazism Autoplay: Why did The Rock buy a T-Rex skeleton for $31.8 million?

#9696

79

Jan. 5, 2022, 1:14 p.m.

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Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Moose: [Student], some day you'll stay in class the whole period and I'll give you a thousand dollars cash. Student: Bet, I'll do it tomorrow. Moose: A thousand dollars symbolic cash.

He really does ask to go to the bathroom every class

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#9608

1515

Dec. 13, 2021, 12:49 p.m.

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Moose: I work in a union, am I a communist? Hell no! *Pauses, thinks* Moose: Actually, I do like some communist theories...

He also talked about liking capitalism right afterwards

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#9323

88

Nov. 11, 2021, 1:12 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: "On a happy note, happiness!"

#7261

1010

Feb. 22, 2018, 8:56 p.m.

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Moose: See, I like second semester US History more because I've lived through everything that happened.

#7212

79

Feb. 9, 2018, 4:31 p.m.

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Moose: I'm a fascist dictator, and if you don't do it by Tuesday, I'll kill you all.