Moose: This is my communist magazine. *waves around a communist poster* But I'm not a commie
Moose: No doubt about it that Elon Musk is a genius, but he's a little bit on the autism spectrum - he's still a genius, but sometimes it's just like he goes bing-bing-bong
Moose: the british you son of a bitch
Moose: I could choose to stab you in the throat with your pen but instead I'm gonna give you a hug
// Moose Pd 6, watching a video about Nazism Autoplay: Why did The Rock buy a T-Rex skeleton for $31.8 million?
Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Moose: [Student], some day you'll stay in class the whole period and I'll give you a thousand dollars cash. Student: Bet, I'll do it tomorrow. Moose: A thousand dollars symbolic cash.
Moose: I work in a union, am I a communist? Hell no! *Pauses, thinks* Moose: Actually, I do like some communist theories...
Mr. Moose: "On a happy note, happiness!"
Moose: See, I like second semester US History more because I've lived through everything that happened.
Moose: I'm a fascist dictator, and if you don't do it by Tuesday, I'll kill you all.