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#1250

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Dec. 28, 2009, 9:59 p.m.

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//Part of an email over holiday break from Dr. Simel (after talking about 'climate disruption' and the blizzard)... "Now, I don't know 'bout no 'climate disruption', but I'm thinkin' that wearing our flannel p.j. inside-out on Friday night is the real cause of this "disruption". Again, I don't know....but I'm just saying......."

#1243

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Dec. 21, 2009, 4:19 p.m.

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//Student has forgotten something in the classroom. Dr. Simel picks it up and hands it back... Student: Ohmygosh, thanks!!! Simel: Ohmygosh, you're welcome!!!

#1242

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Dec. 21, 2009, 4:17 p.m.

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//Students are clustered around the door waiting for the bell to ring... Dr. Simel: Hey guys, why are y'all bunched up over there?! You're gonna get, like, swine flu or somethin'! **mutters** Everyone breathin' on each other...

#1241

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Dec. 21, 2009, 4:14 p.m.

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//Mr. Vlasits has only a few minutes to summarize the 1920s for interdisciplinaries... Vlasits: The 1920s was a huge, 10 year long party that not everyone was invited to. The 1930s was the 10 year long hangover.

#1222

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Dec. 19, 2009, 5:13 p.m.

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//Mr. Bustillos talking about this website he really likes Bustillos: It's navy blue. It's like something you would paint a child's room. It's fuzzy.

#1074

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Dec. 7, 2009, 4:28 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel's phone rings Simel (answers): Hey, I'm in class, but I have a quick question: Is bringing shot glasses to Hanukkah too inappropriate? //listens for a bit Simel: What! So the drinking theme is out for this year?

#1032

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Dec. 3, 2009, 4:33 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel showing a powerpoint on the Promethean board Simel: So, for this slide, even though you can't see the pictures, I kept it to show off my powerpoint skills. Doesn't it look professional?!

#1031

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Dec. 3, 2009, 4:31 p.m.

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Simel: Hey, can you guys in the back see? Back row: Um...yeah. Simel: Oh good. I wouldn't be able to see...my dog ate my glasses.

#1030

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Dec. 3, 2009, 4:29 p.m.

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//A slide from Dr. Simel's powerpoint... "Write the following 5 times, followed by a smiley face (smiley face not optional)."

#1029

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Dec. 3, 2009, 4:26 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel explaining integrated quotes... *Ms. Wilde leaves* Simel: So you integrate the quotes by...HIIII MS. WIIIIILDE!!! Class: o_o Simel: I didn't get to say hi to her today!