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#1250
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⚐ Report//Part of an email over holiday break from Dr. Simel (after talking about 'climate disruption' and the blizzard)... "Now, I don't know 'bout no 'climate disruption', but I'm thinkin' that wearing our flannel p.j. inside-out on Friday night is the real cause of this "disruption". Again, I don't know....but I'm just saying......."
#1243
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⚐ Report//Student has forgotten something in the classroom. Dr. Simel picks it up and hands it back... Student: Ohmygosh, thanks!!! Simel: Ohmygosh, you're welcome!!!
#1242
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⚐ Report//Students are clustered around the door waiting for the bell to ring... Dr. Simel: Hey guys, why are y'all bunched up over there?! You're gonna get, like, swine flu or somethin'! **mutters** Everyone breathin' on each other...
#1241
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⚐ Report//Mr. Vlasits has only a few minutes to summarize the 1920s for interdisciplinaries... Vlasits: The 1920s was a huge, 10 year long party that not everyone was invited to. The 1930s was the 10 year long hangover.
#1222
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⚐ Report//Mr. Bustillos talking about this website he really likes Bustillos: It's navy blue. It's like something you would paint a child's room. It's fuzzy.
#1074
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⚐ Report//Dr. Simel's phone rings Simel (answers): Hey, I'm in class, but I have a quick question: Is bringing shot glasses to Hanukkah too inappropriate? //listens for a bit Simel: What! So the drinking theme is out for this year?
#1032
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⚐ Report//Dr. Simel showing a powerpoint on the Promethean board Simel: So, for this slide, even though you can't see the pictures, I kept it to show off my powerpoint skills. Doesn't it look professional?!
#1031
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⚐ ReportSimel: Hey, can you guys in the back see? Back row: Um...yeah. Simel: Oh good. I wouldn't be able to see...my dog ate my glasses.
#1030
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⚐ Report//A slide from Dr. Simel's powerpoint... "Write the following 5 times, followed by a smiley face (smiley face not optional)."
#1029
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⚐ Report//Dr. Simel explaining integrated quotes... *Ms. Wilde leaves* Simel: So you integrate the quotes by...HIIII MS. WIIIIILDE!!! Class: o_o Simel: I didn't get to say hi to her today!