Grossman: "Banning child labor is possibly the worst thing to have ever happened to this country" Random Person: "Are you sure it wasn't slavery?"
Grossman: "You know, I've been looking for someone who is really good at busting people's knees in. Do you know anybody who is good at that?"
Ivy Slocum: EW! why is this strand longer than the rest of my hair?
Non magnet kid: what's the difference between magnet and cap? Non magnet kid: why do all magnet kids do origami?
Jerry Jing: Sorry, I had something with my first period teacher. O'Donovan: That's...cap. *Class explodes*
Grossman: Guys, don't do ketamine until you're over 70 years old.
Grossman: I’d go for Karl Marx. Karl Marx is hot . . . Look at that beard.
//various people talk about CAP Duval: I have some people in CAP in my classes. Katz: That's cap!
//Mr. Ostrander lecturing the 8th graders applying for CAP Ostrander: You all are lucky and unlucky. You're lucky that you get to leave earlier than the other kids. You're unlucky that you don't get to take the math portion of the test.
Rose: So let's say that we have a domain with five people, girls, and a codomain of three people, guys. So this is all on an island... Laura: This is obviously not functions class. Rose: Ok, let's say that it's CAP.