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#5587

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Oct. 18, 2015, 10:58 p.m.

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Simel- Today we are going to talk about sex which will put me in a better mood

It was parent visitation day

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#4968

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May 24, 2014, 4:59 p.m.

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//Grossman hasn't shown up for a CAP 9 US History class for 20 minutes and everyone is just goofing off when Simel pokes her head in from next door Simel: Uh...where's Grossman? //The class goes quiet Simel: Okay, then, I was just gonna return [Random Student's] agenda book that they left in my room... //Simel returns the book and then cautiously backs out the door while everyone suppresses chuckles

He did finally show up, 45 minutes late, having forgotten what day it was and thinking he was actually arriving early for his next class

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#4208

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Sept. 20, 2012, 9:10 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel telling a story about questioning her spirituality in synagogue Dr. Simel: ....so people don't always go because they want to, maybe they want to impress somebody, see their friends, talk to some cute boy at synagogue- Barg: Wait--cute Jewish boys? //Class laughs //Dr. Simel launches into another story

#1984

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June 8, 2010, 8:03 p.m.

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//student reading Simel's powerpoint to the class Student: ...opposed images, ideas, or bith-- wait, thats not a word. Simel: yeah...I made a worse mistake with the last class. Look at the word. Its shorter. Class: #.#

#1743

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March 28, 2010, 6:33 p.m.

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//Someone was playing really good music in the senior court yard while we were taking a formative Simel: If they weren't so good I would have to tell them to stop // Simel then goes over to the window and yells out it Simel: Hey guys, I was just telling my students that if you weren't so good we would have to yell at you b/c they're taking a test, but your really good. Could you play something softer though, I don't mean quite, but ya know like concentrating music

#1738

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March 26, 2010, 8:43 a.m.

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Sebi: What? Dr. Simel is outside? //Opens Window Sebi: HEY DOC!!!!!

#1692

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March 19, 2010, 11:54 p.m.

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Dr. Simel: "Well since the door is locked, i'll just go through the window."

We were trying to get into the senior courtyard

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#1691

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March 19, 2010, 11:52 p.m.

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Dr. Simel: "Now everyone lets try not to imagine them lying in bed together."

#1630

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March 10, 2010, 9:33 p.m.

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// discussing the awakening in ap lang, esp. adele when dr. simel walks in Mrs. Gross: If you're a women, you can be a housewife, a trophy wife, an assistant, a nurse... Student: Or prostitute! Mrs: Or a prostitute. Adele's a perfect housewife though. She's on her back all the time. Having sex or having a baby. Having something! Dr. Simel: What book is this? Class: The Awakening Dr. Simel: I love it already. // as she walks out she grabs a copy.

#1625

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March 10, 2010, 6:21 p.m.

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//A story from Dr. Simel... So, you know, a long time ago, I used to like to catch a few Zs before my classes. So I had my pillow, and my blanket, and there was this conference room next to my office. I told the secretary to wake me up in 15 minutes, when my class started, and I lay down under the conference table. Later, I woke up, and saw that I had been drooling. Like, reeeeaally drooling. And I looked at my watch, and noticed I was 10 minutes late for class. And then I noticed there were a bunch of legs all around me, and realized they were having a meeting, and they didn't know I was under here. So I was thinking, "Oh my god, what do I do, I can't just skip class," and so I crawled out from under the table - and I was about 30, y'know - and all the people just stared at me. And when I got out of the room, about 3 seconds later, I heard them all start to crack up. Then, a few years later, whenever someone looked at me and started to laugh, I knew that person had been one of the people in the room. Isn't that great?

This all resulting from someone wanting to start a Nap Club...

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