#1356

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Jan. 18, 2010, 9:31 p.m.

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Swaney: Last night, I was having dinner with a Belgian. That's random. Well, he's not Belgian. He's a Swede, working in Belgium in Brussels for the EU. Except he doesn't work in Belgium. [...] He lives in Singapore, and he's moving to Cairo to represent Africa and Latin American in the EU. So I asked him, "You're moving to Cairo to travel to Latin America for the EU!?" [...] I know people. This is my life.

#1355

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Jan. 18, 2010, 9:30 p.m.

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Marut: His wife was having an affair with a 19-year-old. Swaney: That's legal.

#1354

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Jan. 18, 2010, 9:29 p.m.

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Swaney: Did I tell you a teacher stopped me in the parking lot and asked, "How do you propose stopping continental drift?" Joseph: DUCT TAPE!

#1353

55

Jan. 18, 2010, 9:28 p.m.

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Swaney: I just ran into a student of mine from last year in the SAC. He said, "Swaney, are you trying to go all Jesus on me?"

#1188

33

Dec. 16, 2009, 7:29 p.m.

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//discussing Mr. Swaney's crazy State Department party/visit Mr. Swaney: So I'm talking to Mr. Schuster and Martha [Stewart] and I'm like this is the weirdest event I've ever been to... we go on buses to the State Department... and out walks Hillary Clinton...

#1187

55

Dec. 16, 2009, 7:27 p.m.

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// discussing the birthrate in various countries, including Japan, which has a very low birthrate Mr. Swaney: People are working too hard. They're so tired that they don't have sex very often.

#1186

33

Dec. 16, 2009, 7:25 p.m.

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// In a review game in Comp Gov Question: What's one consequence of [China's] one child policy? * momentary silence * Mr. Swaney: Scott Yu Class: * much amusement * Various students: He has a sister! Mr. Swaney: Oh, yeah...

#1185

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:22 p.m.

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// talking about Russian leaders in Comp Gov Mr. Swaney: .... Bobo Yeltsin Class: * laughs * Mr. Swaney: they used to call him Bobo

#1184

22

Dec. 16, 2009, 7:20 p.m.

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//discussing Putin's age in Comp Gov, a while ago, after talking about his shirtless fishing trip pictures Mr. Swaney: Putin's not that old... judging by his pecs, I'm guessing 55.

#1129

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Dec. 10, 2009, 11:39 p.m.

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Swaney: I'm expanding my expressions horizons. *looks at Jacob* Don't! Jacob: I don't even have a pencil in my hand!