//before Arne Duncan's visit, while students are taking a test
Pham: (wanders out of the classroom and then returns) Whoa, they have people climb up to clean windows! Did you see that? This is ridic-a-lus! (pause) This *is* ridic-a-lus! (pause) I never see anything like this in my life, it become ridic-a-lus!
Pham: This is ridic-lus. I could not believe it; it ridic-lus! (pause) Oh my god, this is ridic-lus. (pause) This is extreme ridic-lus!
//after observing a student kneeling down to polish floor tiles soon to be tread upon by ARNE DUNCAN ZOMG