Counselor: Can someone explain the purpose of the code of conduct? Klees: So the school doesn’t get sued. Counselor: Is there another reason? Klees: So the school can get sued!
//at course selection assembly Counseling guy: You all are almost seniors! [Uncontrolled cheering and whooping breaks out] Counseling guy: Quiet! Please! Can I get your attention! Listen up! [...] Okay, you're not quite there yet.