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June 13, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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Hallisey: You can't have your phone with you during the test, or anything like that ... Will: Can you have Google Glass on?



March 29, 2022, 6:16 p.m.

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Delaney: Fun party fact: if you get three unexcused absences, you could lose credit. Delaney: Another fun party fact: if you get three unexcused tardies, it's equivalent to an unexcused absence. Will: Dr. Delaney, you must be really fun at parties.



March 22, 2022, 5:49 p.m.

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//Kaluta took the class out to a staircase to tell a story about a gender-separated summer camp Kaluta: Then, one day, one of the boys actually jumped over the fence. //Will climbs over the railing Kaluta: When it actually happened, it was much more graceful than that. Will: Hey! That's very offensive! //later //Will climbs over the railing again Will: I was expecting applause that time. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause



March 17, 2022, 4:24 p.m.

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//Will walks in late, had said last class that he'd be sick Delaney: You're supposed to be sick. Will: No, I'm dead. But I came anyway.



March 17, 2022, 12:18 p.m.

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// Last day with the chicks Will and Madeline: By getting rid of the chicks, you're reducing the diversity of our school! Duval: The chicks are dragging down our test scores! Andy: Moral of the story: If you drag down test scores, you get eaten.



March 15, 2022, 5:44 p.m.

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Sahu: Today's my last day here. //responses of sadness from many students Will: Don't make us have to come kidnap you and drag you back.



March 9, 2022, 5:19 p.m.

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Sahu: What up, guys. We are learning new stuff today! Will (very loudly, with hands raised): Noooooo! Stephen: Are you good? Will: No!



Feb. 24, 2022, 4:17 p.m.

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//yesterday //Kaluta has car battery, claims that 12V DC, being less than 40V, is safe, asks if anyone wants to try it Kaluta: You can hold your fingers down, even though you're getting shocked, and try to look like you're not, and we'll have to decide if you're getting shocked. Kaluta: Or you can act like you're being shocked, when you're not. We'll see how good an actor you are. //Will steps up, touches the battery briefly, falls backward onto floor Will: Aaahhh! The burn! Kaluta: "How did you break your butt? Well, I fell, when I DIDN'T get shocked." //today Kaluta: We know this battery is safe to touch. It's only twelve volts. //Kaluta repeatedly touches the battery, unharmed, and points at Will Will: You must have replaced it with a fake battery.



Feb. 3, 2022, 4:33 p.m.

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Kaluta: Get out of that chair! Will: But I was never in the chair. You should have said "don't get into that chair." Kaluta: ... don't get into that chair.

Kaluta later put up a sign saying that you can only sit in the chair if you have a college degree

klees, chair, fot, kaluta



Dec. 16, 2021, 4:51 p.m.

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Student: What did you do at lunch? Will: Information gathering. Josh: About who? Will: I'm gathering information, not disseminating it.