// Hammond walks into AP World Klees: I knew Hammond was gonna come. Klees: I knew he was gonna track me down.
//Street walks into FoT Will: I thought you retired. Street: I did. Don't I look tired? I mean, retired?
Klees: What are you looking forward to right now? Tinsley: Uh...thanksgiving break!
// Community circle, question is "what would you like to see in your school" Klees: One thing I don't want in this school is bullshit like this.
Klees: Isn’t “I’m a trusted adult” what a groomer would say?
Counselor: Can someone explain the purpose of the code of conduct? Klees: So the school doesn’t get sued. Counselor: Is there another reason? Klees: So the school can get sued!
Hallisey: You can't have your phone with you during the test, or anything like that ... Will: Can you have Google Glass on?
Delaney: Fun party fact: if you get three unexcused absences, you could lose credit. Delaney: Another fun party fact: if you get three unexcused tardies, it's equivalent to an unexcused absence. Will: Dr. Delaney, you must be really fun at parties.
//Kaluta took the class out to a staircase to tell a story about a gender-separated summer camp Kaluta: Then, one day, one of the boys actually jumped over the fence. //Will climbs over the railing Kaluta: When it actually happened, it was much more graceful than that. Will: Hey! That's very offensive! //later //Will climbs over the railing again Will: I was expecting applause that time. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause
//Will walks in late, had said last class that he'd be sick Delaney: You're supposed to be sick. Will: No, I'm dead. But I came anyway.