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#13639
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⚐ Report//Chaotic Rose Anthology 19.09.2025 "When the teacher starts talking before the bell rings, that's how you know things are serious." "I'm just going to keep using violence because it's fun." "I have a plan and the plan will succeed because I say so." "Usually I lose battles with my students." "It's like I have two Rakshays, which is one too many at least." "Before my wife and I got married, she wanted to have a Christmas tree, but I'm Jewish, so I don't do that. The compromise we came to is that she could have her Christmas tree and I'd get a Satan statue for balance, but all the Satan statues are ugly and I don't want them in my house, so I got an Aristotle statue instead."
#13634
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⚐ ReportRose: If yoy give real compasses to 8th graders, they will literally kill each other by stabbing each other with sharp pointy things.
#13632
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⚐ Report//Chaotic Rose Anthology 09.09.2025 "If you murder someone, that's probably a big deal." "Pouched! You've been pouched!" //they fit on laptops now too? "Chaewoon is sleeping, but he'll get it later." "Doris? Wait, Doris dropped this class. Shit. What's your name again?"
#13631
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⚐ Report//Chaotic Rose Anthology 05.09.2025 "I'm glad you asked about bottom!" "This means, translated from Latin, I don't know; someone look it up." "If you're an academic and you say something wrong, people hate you, so you get in the habit of not saying anything wrong." "We will read this critically becuase we're big kids."
#13630
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⚐ Report//Chaotic Rose Anthology 03.09.2025 "We have 35 people in this class and only 34 desks, so whoever walks in last doesn't get a desk." "This is good practice for 2060 when the robots have taken over and you're all enslaved and you all have to go around talking like this." "Would you like to be so good at propositional logic that you just cough and you're just *blghblghblgh* and you're doing all kinds of propositional logic moves and manipulations? The answer is yes!" "There's no seats available, so you're just going to go to the ground if you're annoying me." "This can't really be done in 55 minutes, but I'm going to make it happen anyway." "Being righ is great!" "THERE ARE NO CIRCLES IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!"
#13623
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⚐ ReportChaotic Rose Anthology 29.08.2025: "The more packets you get, the more your teachers love you. ... It's just like Christmas!" "I'm not sure what [my wife] does all day, but they pay her loads of money, so it's probably evil. That's typically how that works." "The Second Amendment says you can just run around with a machine gun or whatever." "Let's talk about him because he's not here." "Nate's been to school and his brain has been corrupted." "Aww, my first sleeper of 2025-26."
#13534
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⚐ ReportRose: when the robot AI overlords come and take over just throw one of these paradoxes at them and they'll get all tired like Alex over here
#13526
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⚐ ReportRose: this takes like an hour and deserves maybe ten minutes Rose: so we're going to give it five