Rose: Alright, giggle boys, you're not giggling together, which is good - but remember, each person gets their own fidget toy, we don't throw them or pass them back or anything Giggle boys: *sheepishly return toys* Entire class: awwww Rose: Being a parent has made me such a better teacher.
//Part of the room in Logic is fooling around with candy Rose: What is wrong with this table?! Rose: Give me one of those fish. //Entire class explodes //Hari gives him a Swedish fish Rose: ah. mm. yeah. Rose: This is good.
Rose: don’t pack up yet! We got like 7 whole minutes. Rose: that’s like 20 minutes of a normal class
Rose: maybe there is like only one thing in the world Patrick: yep then I am the pope Rose: yeah sure then that thing is Patrick Patrick: LESGOOOOOOOOOOO **uproarious applause** Rose: and we’re all like Patrick appendages or something Patrick: O_O
Rose: the thing about tests is, I love them, but also... Jocelyn: you hate them? Rose: no i mostly love them
Rose: I can't fight any of you guys now, but once you graduate...
Rose: When Pham was here it was kinda impossible for me to get fired because there was someone here who was even crazier than me. Rose: Now I'm first in line.
Rose: this one time we went outside for class and I looked up and this one kid was climbing on a tree 15 feet in the air! Rose: I told him to get down because if he fell I would be fired Student: shouldn't you be more concerned about his safety than being fired Rose: ehhhhhh not really, he seemed like he'd be fine
// Drawn out proof that 2*3=6 Rose: I literally can't imagine anything more fun than this
Rose: it's not spring break until we prove the intermediate value theorem!