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#7810

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Dec. 13, 2018, 4:46 p.m.

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//Rose saying that Precalc C is probably going to have another test and quiz Student: Bruh! Rose: Bruh!

#7784

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Dec. 4, 2018, 10:38 p.m.

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//Logic, proving that the rationals are countable //About 25% of the class is asleep Rose: All asleep people wake up!! Rose: Wait, actually sleep for 30 more seconds because I have to draw this annoying chart on the board

#7777

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Nov. 30, 2018, 9:04 p.m.

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//Logic Rose: Don't ever whisper something to me quietly just before I'm about to say "Alright". Like, don't quietly ask "can I take all your money", because then I'll say something like "Good good good!".

#7776

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Nov. 30, 2018, 9:03 p.m.

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//Logic, doing proofs on a legal-paper-sized packet //Anson writes on it with pen Rose: Anson, you've already defiled this packet!

#7775

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Nov. 30, 2018, 9:02 p.m.

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Rose: Eli tweeted me about his propositional logic helper at 3 AM. It's hilarious how that's the way he communicates. //pause Rose: Well, it's probably the fastest method of communication with me.

#7761

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Nov. 28, 2018, 6:37 p.m.

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Rose: Over thanksgiving break I was listening to this podcast that was named, "Archimedes good, Galileo bad". The entire podcast was about how Galileo was not as smart as his contemporaries. Like, at the time there was this famous problem, finding the area under a cycloid. It's like 3. He mailed this to all his friends like Descartes. And Descartes, in his usual arrogant manner, was like "Just recently... I mean just yesterday... well actually earlier this morning, I received this problem in the mail, and after just an hour, I have solved it completely; it really wasn't that hard". But Galileo couldn't do it. He tried to cut out pieces of paper and weigh them accurately... Class (mumbling): Calc R&E... Rose: Yeah, like Calc R&E, and he got pretty close to 3, and he said that, but he was like "The answer is fairly close to 3, although from experimental verification, the answer seems to be slightly greater than 3". Basically, Galileo was not that smart as our history textbooks make him out to be.

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#7758

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Nov. 27, 2018, 9:10 a.m.

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//Modsim //Beginning of class Ostrander: Listen to my podcasts. //Later, Rose walks in //Immediately Rose: Pham I was thinking about you. You're crazy. //A few sentences later Pham: The universe is expanding. Rose: So? Pham: So it's divergent. Rose: Just because something is growing doesn't mean its divergent. //Uh oh Rose: Adding up an infinite number of things when it diverges is infinite, its MEANINGLESS. Pham: But the third law of thermodynamics says universe is expanding. Rose: It doesn't make any sense! It's like when you go to the dollar store and buy one of those horses that, horses that... //3 hours later ...horses that, horses.... horses that when you put them in water start growing. You say "OH OH its growing its divergent." //Bass boosted Pham: What do you mean? It makes sense. Rose: So you're saying the universe is a divergent series. Pham: Yes. Rose: Will you write that down, so there's a record of you saying that?

#7747

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Nov. 19, 2018, 9:16 a.m.

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//In modsim, playing "I need an A (R-rated version)" Video: On your 3rd exam, you drew a really graphic depiction of me as the devil taking a load from Charles Manson in the face Hammond (walking in): Sounds like you're having fun in here.

#7742

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Nov. 17, 2018, 9:08 p.m.

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//Rose recording a video for Analysis 1A, security comes in the room Security: Are you teaching somebody? Rose: Nope. I just grabbed this free room to do something but I have no idea who teaches here or where anyone is or anything. [pause] Security: What's your name again? Rose: [laughs] I mean, it's irrelevant, but my name's Will Rose I just grabbed the room. Security: I see. [calls office] Yea, Ms. Russ, there's a teacher, uh, using a room cause no one's here. Intercom/Russ: Ok, thank you. Rose: Ok, good. [security leaves] So. People think I'm crazy cause I talk to myself alone in a room... and they are CORRECT.

https://youtu.be/OTQHCRRZ_QM?t=324

crazy rose

#7741

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Nov. 16, 2018, 9:21 p.m.

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//After a public announcement on Troy Story 3 Jonah: You should go see Troy Story 3, Mr. Rose. It-- Rose: No.