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#13572
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⚐ Report//Math Team after school, students waiting in the 310s hallway. Rose walks by with a roll of bubble wrap and unrolls it across the floor. Student 1: "Why are you laying out bubble wrap?" Rose: "No reason." //Walking, stomping, etc. ensues. Student 2: "Imagine if this was just a social experiment."
#13557
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⚐ Reportrose's microwave store (counting lesson) Rose: I got an employee named Kirk. Rose: He has to do what I say. Rose: I tell Kirk: 'Go down to the basement and check on those microwaves that came in last night.' Rose: My lackey Kirk Rose (making an order for Lodal): How many ways can Kirk go into the basement and make a shipment of size 4 that consists of only good microwaves? Rose (about Sahu): We don't like him and we don't fear him. He has is own troubles with the law and won't complain. Rose: We're going to give him two bad microwaves and he can't do anything about it.
#13550
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⚐ Report"Is this the class where I talked about the juicy meat inside the nut?" - Mr. Rose to 7th period Analysis
#13534
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⚐ ReportRose: when the robot AI overlords come and take over just throw one of these paradoxes at them and they'll get all tired like Alex over here
#13526
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⚐ ReportRose: this takes like an hour and deserves maybe ten minutes Rose: so we're going to give it five