Rose: I should be on math team!
Rose: A month is like infinity.
Rose: We're trying to see who the frogs have sex with
Rose: Let's not go straight for the sex on day one of graph theory Rose: Let's wait for day two Rose: How about we talk about something more pleasant, like COVID
Rose (in a group chat): stop posting our private communications to Blairbash!
//mr rose on a group chat 9th grade R&E curriculum proposal September & October -- tools and whatever November -- LaTeX December -- Geogebra January -- how computers work, like hardware and stuff Feb-March -- more tools April-May -- pretending to do chemistry research June -- Project Polyhedra If there's time, maybe squeeze "cars" in there somewhere.
Rose: Are all your other teachers teaching from Blair? Have they gone as badly as this? Rose: Did they get in a car crash on the way to Blair? Rose: No? Well, I think I win, then.
Rose: "There's only one doctor in the village, and he's old and sick"
Rose: You love your weasels so much, so you've given them really cute names Rose: Like weasel 1, weasel 2, weasel 3
Rose: What are they? Rose: Boxes Rose: What's going in them? Rose: Weasel Lunch