#13572

77

March 21, 2025, 11:14 a.m.

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//Math Team after school, students waiting in the 310s hallway. Rose walks by with a roll of bubble wrap and unrolls it across the floor. Student 1: "Why are you laying out bubble wrap?" Rose: "No reason." //Walking, stomping, etc. ensues. Student 2: "Imagine if this was just a social experiment."

#13557

55

Feb. 16, 2025, 5:10 p.m.

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rose's microwave store (counting lesson) Rose: I got an employee named Kirk. Rose: He has to do what I say. Rose: I tell Kirk: 'Go down to the basement and check on those microwaves that came in last night.' Rose: My lackey Kirk Rose (making an order for Lodal): How many ways can Kirk go into the basement and make a shipment of size 4 that consists of only good microwaves? Rose (about Sahu): We don't like him and we don't fear him. He has is own troubles with the law and won't complain. Rose: We're going to give him two bad microwaves and he can't do anything about it.

#13550

44

Feb. 11, 2025, 2:34 p.m.

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"Is this the class where I talked about the juicy meat inside the nut?" - Mr. Rose to 7th period Analysis

#13546

33

Feb. 7, 2025, 1:36 p.m.

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“Sometimes bullying is good” - Mr. Rose

#13543

1010

Jan. 23, 2025, 12:44 p.m.

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Rose: wake her up! Rose: with a swift kick Rose: to the face

#13542

1111

Jan. 22, 2025, 1:15 p.m.

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Rose: most of the entire world is a perverse mess of confusion and horror

#13537

1212

Jan. 17, 2025, 3:07 p.m.

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"good boy" -caleb "yes you are a good boy!" -mr rose

#13534

55

Jan. 14, 2025, 12:32 p.m.

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Rose: when the robot AI overlords come and take over just throw one of these paradoxes at them and they'll get all tired like Alex over here

#13526

1616

Dec. 20, 2024, 12:29 p.m.

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Rose: this takes like an hour and deserves maybe ten minutes Rose: so we're going to give it five

#13519

1616

Dec. 10, 2024, 12:20 p.m.

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Rose: "I am a god who has a job that makes 10 dollars a week."