Glenn: I seek out lima beans.
Glenn: Barnacles have proportionally the largest penis in the animal kingdom. Glenn: Instead of broadcast spawning, the penis goes *bloop bloop bloop* to the other barnacles to reproduce.
Glenn: So now we are going from penis fencing to parasites.
Glenn: As if everything on land in Australia isn't made to kill you, the waters are also full of things that can kill you.
Glenn: I'm pretty sure that's a frat boy prank thing. Glenn: Don't pee on each other!
//chaotic glenn anthology, october 5 "So if you want to remember rhodophyta, I have a story about a cat I had named Rhodie, spelled like Rhode Island" "So one day I saw two pitbulls near my car, so that meant my cat was under. I grabbed a broom and chased them off" "Rhodie was fine, but the owner showed me a picture of the dog and on one hand its face was horribly mangled, completely shredded, but part of me was like 'go, Rhodie!' " "The owner of the pitbulls was like 'oh, next time you see them on your property you can shoot them' and I just didn't know how to react to that" "I have many stories from the South. One time I drove into a driveway and the owner of that house came out charging with a shotgun over his head yelling 'get off of my property!'" "So anyways, where were we? Oh right! Rhodie drew blood, rhodophyta are red!"
Glenn: So there was this one time when I turned an octopus into a finger puppet.
Glenn: A quick sidebar... not that we were ever on the main bar...
Glenn: I know I sound like a serial killer, but the insides of squid is so beautiful. Glenn: The liver is a nice pink and the ink sac is all iridescent.
// Talking about trip from Ecuador Glenn: This boy was following me and he asked me where I was from. Glenn: I said "the United States" and he was like "no, no you're not." Glenn: He said that I was from the ocean and that I was a mermaid.