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Feb. 22, 2023, 2:55 p.m.

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Xan: How long can a walrus hold its breath underwater? Glenn: I don't know, ask the marine bio teacher.



Feb. 3, 2023, 2:25 p.m.

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Glenn: Does anyone have a PP? I need a PP!

It's so much better without context




Dec. 22, 2022, 10:52 a.m.

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//P3 Bio. Glenn is giving a quiz the day before Winter Break. Glenn: "Question 7, this will be multiple choice. If a fire breaks out in the laboratory, you should... Pour water on the fire... Run around like a crazy person... Try to cut the flame with scissors... Tell the instructor... Pour butane on it... Circle around the fire, chanting..."



Dec. 13, 2022, 2:03 p.m.

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Glenn: People-making didn't always make more people

talking about abiogenesis




Oct. 19, 2022, 10:05 a.m.

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//P3 Sophomore Bio Glenn: "Alcohol, come back! I need you!"

Context: We were doing a lab that involved adding ethanol to a solution.

biology, alcohol, glenn



Sept. 8, 2022, 2:49 p.m.

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Glenn: Do you know how many times I say "where the hell are your socks"?



Sept. 7, 2022, 2:44 p.m.

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// Talking about SPEW project Glenn: I knew it Andy! Glenn: You and your sense of morbid! // Later Glenn: He will write his own cookbook! Glenn: It will be twisted and morbid! Glenn: Then he will bring a couple of friends along with him! Glenn: The morbid cookbook crew!



Sept. 7, 2022, 10:07 a.m.

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//Pd. 4 Bio. Glenn is talking about a lab that will happen the next day. Dylan: "What if we are allergic to some of the chemicals used in the lab?" Glenn: "All we will use is water." Dylan: "I'm allergic to water."



Sept. 2, 2022, 3:29 p.m.

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// Talking about microplastics Glenn: Gut problems can be butt problems too!



Sept. 2, 2022, 2:56 p.m.

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Glenn: Now I’m just smurfy on a Friday.