//In a Lang class with Erin Hedlund and Aaron Meyer; they keep getting confused over whether Gross is saying "Aaron" or "Erin"
Gross: Aaron, I've decided to call you "double A."
Aaron: What? Why me?
Gross: Because. Now it won't be confusing.
Aaron: But I'm not going to remember that you're calling me that now!
Gross: You'll be fine. You've been demoted to a bra size, that's all.
Gross: Ouch. It's not even a good bra size.
//Gross shows an engraving of Hester and Pearl from Scarlet Letter
Aaron: The A is in the wrong place!
//Gross puts hands on chest
Gross: What are you talking about? It's right here!
Aaron: That's not her bosom! That's her chest!
Gross: That's what bosom means!