//In Lang, Adam shows Ms. Gross a picture of shirtless Mark Twain that he had taken for a joke Gross: Oh my GOD. Adam: Stunning, right? Gross: Yeah... I dunno if I can sleep tonight. At least you know he was rich now though. Adam: What? Gross: Hairy chest equals rich man. //Hailey is staring questioningly at this conversation Gross: What? It's true. Look at you. Barechested and broke. //Gross looks down her shirt Gross: LOOK AT MY BROKE ASS! No chest hair! Although I see some money coming in the near future... I've had a long day guys.
Gross: I think something's up with Aaron. Aaron: What? Gross: You'd make a good beatnik, Aaron. I can see you secretly going into Greenwich Village at night and spray painting "Bird Lives" on all of the buildings.
Henok: So they're hitting on each other? Gross: It's called love letters.
//In a Lang class with Erin Hedlund and Aaron Meyer; they keep getting confused over whether Gross is saying "Aaron" or "Erin" Gross: Aaron, I've decided to call you "double A." Aaron: What? Why me? Gross: Because. Now it won't be confusing. Aaron: But I'm not going to remember that you're calling me that now! Gross: You'll be fine. You've been demoted to a bra size, that's all. //Awkward silence Gross: Ouch. It's not even a good bra size.
Gross: Good morning-ish. Today we will be talking about boobs.
Gross: His name sounds sort of Latin! And what do we know about Russians? THEY LOVE ORGIES! //Sam and Max are appalled Gross: What? Oh, no, I meant ROMANS! ROMANS LOVE ORGIES!
Bustillos: (reading aloud) Thomas Edison said "Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration"...eww thats kinda gross
//Discussing winter break in AP Lang Evan: I got a shock ball. Gross: What's that? Evan: It's this ball that shocks people. You throw it around in a circle of friends and it goes off at random times. Gross: One, why would they make that? Two, why would they give it to you? And three, most importantly, where are YOU going to find a circle of friends?
//Gross is reading something to the class. It uses only female pronouns. Jacky starts muttering. Gross: What was that Jacky? Don't go hating my female pronouns! //Jacky looks confused Gross: Yeah! You have a girl's name anyway! //Jacky is even more confused
//Mitchell insults Person 1 for missing a layup Mitchell: Eff your layups! Person 1: Eff your mom! Mitchell: That's gross... Person 1: Yeah, MRS. GROSS!