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#4132

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May 8, 2012, 4:09 p.m.

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//In Lang, Adam shows Ms. Gross a picture of shirtless Mark Twain that he had taken for a joke Gross: Oh my GOD. Adam: Stunning, right? Gross: Yeah... I dunno if I can sleep tonight. At least you know he was rich now though. Adam: What? Gross: Hairy chest equals rich man. //Hailey is staring questioningly at this conversation Gross: What? It's true. Look at you. Barechested and broke. //Gross looks down her shirt Gross: LOOK AT MY BROKE ASS! No chest hair! Although I see some money coming in the near future... I've had a long day guys.

#4072

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March 30, 2012, 6:01 p.m.

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Gross: I think something's up with Aaron. Aaron: What? Gross: You'd make a good beatnik, Aaron. I can see you secretly going into Greenwich Village at night and spray painting "Bird Lives" on all of the buildings.

#4048

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March 19, 2012, 11:52 a.m.

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Henok: So they're hitting on each other? Gross: It's called love letters.

#4025

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March 9, 2012, 5:21 p.m.

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//In a Lang class with Erin Hedlund and Aaron Meyer; they keep getting confused over whether Gross is saying "Aaron" or "Erin" Gross: Aaron, I've decided to call you "double A." Aaron: What? Why me? Gross: Because. Now it won't be confusing. Aaron: But I'm not going to remember that you're calling me that now! Gross: You'll be fine. You've been demoted to a bra size, that's all. //Awkward silence Gross: Ouch. It's not even a good bra size.

#4011

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March 1, 2012, 6:05 p.m.

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Gross: Good morning-ish. Today we will be talking about boobs.

Analyzing the undertones of feminism and gender conflict in "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest"

ap_lang, gross

#3980

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Feb. 19, 2012, 10:28 a.m.

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Gross: His name sounds sort of Latin! And what do we know about Russians? THEY LOVE ORGIES! //Sam and Max are appalled Gross: What? Oh, no, I meant ROMANS! ROMANS LOVE ORGIES!

#3923

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Feb. 1, 2012, 6:11 p.m.

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Bustillos: (reading aloud) Thomas Edison said "Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration"...eww thats kinda gross

#3871

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Jan. 3, 2012, 5:55 p.m.

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//Discussing winter break in AP Lang Evan: I got a shock ball. Gross: What's that? Evan: It's this ball that shocks people. You throw it around in a circle of friends and it goes off at random times. Gross: One, why would they make that? Two, why would they give it to you? And three, most importantly, where are YOU going to find a circle of friends?

#3761

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Nov. 8, 2011, 8:27 a.m.

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//Gross is reading something to the class. It uses only female pronouns. Jacky starts muttering. Gross: What was that Jacky? Don't go hating my female pronouns! //Jacky looks confused Gross: Yeah! You have a girl's name anyway! //Jacky is even more confused

Gross is the biggest feminist in the school...

jacky, gross

#3726

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Oct. 29, 2011, 3:40 p.m.

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//Mitchell insults Person 1 for missing a layup Mitchell: Eff your layups! Person 1: Eff your mom! Mitchell: That's gross... Person 1: Yeah, MRS. GROSS!