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Oct. 11, 2012, 11:34 p.m.

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//During marching band field practice Puck: ADAM! COME OVER HERE NOW! Adam: Do you need help? Puck: Yes! //Adam goes to Puck Adam: What's up? Puck: I have a question about my drill. Adam: Alright. Puck: So you know pita bread, right? I was thinking that you take some nice warm fresh pita, okay? And then put some falafel AND schwarma meat on that biznitch, and then put some lettuce and onions and lots of that tahini and tabbouleh stuff. And then, you know that wax paper they have at Santucci's? Yeah. Wrap it up in one of those. Adam: ... Puck: Sorry. Did you have a question about my drill?