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#4249

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Oct. 11, 2012, 11:34 p.m.

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//During marching band field practice Puck: ADAM! COME OVER HERE NOW! Adam: Do you need help? Puck: Yes! //Adam goes to Puck Adam: What's up? Puck: I have a question about my drill. Adam: Alright. Puck: So you know pita bread, right? I was thinking that you take some nice warm fresh pita, okay? And then put some falafel AND schwarma meat on that biznitch, and then put some lettuce and onions and lots of that tahini and tabbouleh stuff. And then, you know that wax paper they have at Santucci's? Yeah. Wrap it up in one of those. Adam: ... Puck: Sorry. Did you have a question about my drill?

#4248

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Oct. 11, 2012, 9:51 p.m.

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//Before marching band, Michelle lost a game of plank Jenga and is stuck on the band room floor Adam: By lying on that floor you accept the terms and conditions of syphilis.

#4194

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Sept. 11, 2012, 7:47 p.m.

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//At marching band practice Freshman: Can we have a water break? Adam (senior drum major): Water? //Freshman nods Adam: WATER? Freshman: Yeah-- Adam: YOU HAD WATER YESTERDAY!

#3484

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Aug. 31, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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//Talking about a practice marching band parade Ms. Roberts: You guys are all bunching up. You look like the accordion band. You don't want to look like that. Accordions are nerdy. Adam (Junior Drum Major): Um...excuse me, Ms. Roberts. I play accordion. Roberts: Oh... I'm sorry. Adam: Thank you. Roberts: No. I'm sorry you play accordion.

#2419

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Oct. 26, 2010, 11:23 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Stop loafing! (MB)^2: ? Ms. Roberts: You know, loaf. -in an official voice- Loaf is an adjective, meaning to- (MB)^2: VERB! Ms. Roberts: ... Did I say adjective? ... uh yeah actually I was really good at English back in high school...

#2418

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Oct. 26, 2010, 11:14 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Let's try that again, low brass. Julian: You mean the LOAF brass? Kathryn: Just like your solo just now was a so-LOAF? I think that makes you Julian Loafton. //(his actual name is Lofton)

#2408

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Oct. 23, 2010, 4:08 p.m.

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//Kathryn walks in late to ModSim (pd 9) after the pep rally Pham: Why you late? Kathryn: Well, I had to march back with the marching band afterwards and... Pham: No, no, you no get it. Marching band should walk faster! Kathryn: We had to wait for everyone else to- Pham: -laughing- No! Marching faster! Kathryn: What? No, we... Pham: -laughing harder- Why you try to explain? Is joke! Is funny!

#2379

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Oct. 19, 2010, 10:45 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts (in an extremely suggestive voice): Strip 'em, baby!

#2318

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Oct. 7, 2010, 8:45 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Maybe if you weren't wearing those STRIPPER boots, you could march correctly! //Ms. Roberts has a lot to say about strippers. (Although not as much as Robotics (see #2313).

#2317

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Oct. 7, 2010, 8:42 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: STRIP THE FLAGS! AWW YEAH, STRIP THOSE FLAGS. /*Ms. Roberts is sadly underrepresented in blairbash compared to the wonderful number of quotes that she says that sound awful out of context. Well, and in context. This is a pretty good example of what she says during Marching Band. Son. */