Rose: I was going to be early today except when I was walking out...I *stubbed* my toe. Class: LOL Rose: No, like I STUBBED my toe like no has ever stubbed their toes in the history of stubbing toes. -limps to board- Rose: In fact, I didn't even check it because it's probably just a bloody, gory mess down there. I need to get it amputated. -drops Calculus text by accident* Student: Watch out fr your toe. Rose: Don't worry, it's not there anymore.